Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: An Unbridled Rage

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  • Published: 08 January 2020
  • Disney's failure is now complete.

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  • MauLer
    MauLer   2 weeks back

    Hello there!


    It's pretty crazy that it's been two years since I put out that video ranting about a crappy movie and now, here we are.


    Disney managed to make, essentially, the exact same mistake as they did in 2017 and so I have a perspective to share on the subject. This video kinda wiped me out a bit, I've been writing, editing and rendering for 3 weeks straight, little sleep/socialising but it meant getting something that normally takes about a month and a half out, in half the time.


    Thanks to that, there may be a couple of mistakes and corners cut but the message is mostly unmistakable;


    The Rise of Skywalker was awful, the sequel trilogy was a disaster...


    But I am thankful for what it brought my life. I'm thankful for you lot enjoying my content and supporting this channel. I guess this video marks the end of an era in a way, or at least the bookend for the two years. I have a bunch of big plans for 2020, I hope to see you lot there. o/

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    See yah next time folks...

    • papinbala
      papinbala  11 hours back

      @Ahmad Abugullo can you name 5 ways that make this movie good, and why do you think its a good ending?

    • Ahmad Abugullo
      Ahmad Abugullo  12 hours back

      MauLer you gay the only problem is you wont accept some movies that may make no sense but are good in some way the ending was great for such a trilogy

    • scrooge1374
      scrooge1374  15 hours back

      This video is way better than the movie LoL

    • papinbala
      papinbala  19 hours back

      yes here we are, and winter is coming.

    • ty o
      ty o  20 hours back

      I have a serious question. Why can’t you just save what you love and not fight what you hate. Why can’t you just enjoy mandalorian and other Star Wars media and not shitspan the new movies if you hate it enough to make shit up.

  • mondomacabro major
    mondomacabro major  7 minutes back

    Brilliant review as usual ... man did they pull all the pc shit out of their asses and put it into these terrible scripts! At least the Mandalorian was a great series - screw the prequels and fukk these sequels ...

    • Futile Task, The Frontier Brony

      that bit at the beginning, JJ looks surprised by the reactions he sees on the face of the cast members, maybe even a bit hurt.

      • SilverSpoon01
        SilverSpoon01  16 minutes back

        No no, you see the necklace was a dead end so Kylo just plucks Spaceba-I mean Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker The DVD (he couldn't get the Blueray) out of the future, accesses the chapters and picks one that goes past "now now" and viola! LOL

        • elias fisherman
          elias fisherman  25 minutes back

          This is literally my brain talking to itself throughout the movie

          • SilverSpoon01
            SilverSpoon01  30 minutes back

            I already had an Egg McMuffin for dinner today, but you're making me want another one! LOL

            • SilverSpoon01
              SilverSpoon01  38 minutes back

              Oh yeah, hyperspace skipping, yeah that worked REAL well for Rocket and Yandu in Guardians Vol2. I mean, they survived, but the distortions of their face and bodies could not have been pleasant.

              • James Seller
                James Seller  40 minutes back

                hehe intense

                • EthanW Uhyrek
                  EthanW Uhyrek  46 minutes back

                  Oh my gawd it’s Shrek! 😂

                  • Protoss2
                    Protoss2  56 minutes back

                    The edits of the actors at the beginning were hilarious

                    • reman
                      reman  59 minutes back

                      the only good part was kylo lets be honest, but even he was a bit bad and edgy. I was digging the first few minutes, but literally everything whent downhill from there, like, the final battle with palpatine sucked, the kiss and shit, it was just obviouse they were trying to have thier own I am iron man moment dude.

                      • Mark's Drawing Tutorials

                        This video made me hungry for a MacMuffin.

                        • Henry Carmichael
                          Henry Carmichael  2 hours back

                          Tell The Dishonored Wolf he's a jerk for leaving, coming back, and leaving again like that. He should seriously take his parents' advice and go to church once in a while. Believe me, it helps. Enough feeling sorry for yourself, it hasn't gotten me anywhere. You can't build up a fandom like that, get insulted over stupid Twitter commentary and just quit.

                          • John Benis
                            John Benis  2 hours back

                            For the record, i hated this movie. But somehow you STILL are so overly nitpicky, reeking of reddit fedora "I am so intelligent XD" bullshit. How about talk about things that were actually bad about the movie and not make stupid little nitpicks about plot points that didnt fucking matter at all and didn't even have any problems. I feel like I'm watching cinema sins. No wonder this video is somehow 2 hours long.

                            • Sheev Palpatine
                              Sheev Palpatine  2 hours back

                              After this I have to change my username lol

                              • Magnus Guglius Vuglius
                                Magnus Guglius Vuglius  2 hours back

                                Shoe on head: ‘evil is Rey is hot’

                                I agree. We need more evil Rey.

                                • Donald Wilson
                                  Donald Wilson  2 hours back

                                  I got sick to my stomach after watching this video. This movie is damn horrible

                                  • Sa Matra
                                    Sa Matra  2 hours back

                                    Decades-long work of an amazing and legendary trilogy... DECADES!!! That is how long it took for the original trilogy to be shaped and perfected each one 10 years or more to make it believable and awe-inspiring. There is no curse or sentence that can describe the utter disappointment of this awful trilogy. The prequels can actually be forgiven because they spawned off amazing animated series. But this! This will only be remembered as the mistakes and insults to a fandom that has been with us since our childhoods from a man that created it by just a small inspiration of science fiction and spiritual art similar to culture martial arts are now shit all over by a greedy unforgiving and manchildren directors with support of an even worse company that was made by a man that likely is more disappointed than ever for what the owner of Disney has done to his work and the work of others.

                                    • James Mick
                                      James Mick  2 hours back

                                      This is the worst. 2 hours of snarky comments and negativity? People commenting that they didn't even go see the movie solely because of this review? Who has the energy to be this negative about a fantasy movie for 2 hours? Even worse, who can listen to this for 2 hours and enjoy it? You people are feeding off negativity like it's oxygen. Holy cow this is so depressing. The internet is just a bottomless pit of complainers.

                                      • James Mick
                                        James Mick  2 hours back

                                        @Schinak I'm not even talking about the movie.

                                      • Schinak
                                        Schinak  2 hours back

                                        spoken like a true deluded fanboy who can't face reality

                                    • Jordan Roaten
                                      Jordan Roaten  2 hours back

                                      Real talk tho, I’ve read fanfictions with better stories then this

                                      • T. Thomas
                                        T. Thomas  3 hours back

                                        40:00 build up of the logic the movie does is summed up great here. XD

                                        • drumd00d
                                          drumd00d  3 hours back

                                          How come in 7, 8, & 9 there's always a part of the story where some main characters are trying to break into/out of a first order ship....how many times can we show this?

                                          • Twister980
                                            Twister980  3 hours back

                                            18:50
                                            Wait, isn't that how... Rey... Enabled... Lightspeed jumping for... Han?


                                            HUH!?

                                            • ch1ckenw1ngs1111
                                              ch1ckenw1ngs1111  3 hours back

                                              He sounded like K2SO when he said “Kylo Is Angry”

                                              • Charlie Phelan
                                                Charlie Phelan  3 hours back

                                                Still don’t understand people complaining about Palpatine being alive, or Lucas coming out against it as well. In the old Canon (now legends) one of the most beloved trilogies (and old Canon had to be approved by Lucasfilms) was the Dark Empire comics, which showed Palpatine returning by using the dark side to have his force ghost possess clones of himself.

                                                • William Monroe
                                                  William Monroe  3 hours back

                                                  LOL my friends are so pissed at me cause I will NEVER watch Ep 9

                                                  • thelynyrdwinder
                                                    thelynyrdwinder  3 hours back

                                                    star wars is dead. how do we get kathleen kennedy fired.

                                                    • Turtle Island LAC
                                                      Turtle Island LAC  4 hours back

                                                      This movie would have triggered the Reylos. What no redemption for a serial murderer? WAHHH!! Justice for Ben WAHHH! What the serial murderer, torturer and kidnapper didn't get to have a romantic relationship with Rey? WAHHHH!! I'm so gutted! WAHHH!

                                                      • Jean Pepin
                                                        Jean Pepin  4 hours back

                                                        The sacred texts!

                                                        • Cyka Blyat: The Movie
                                                          Cyka Blyat: The Movie  4 hours back

                                                          1:32:41 Well, when some generals(?) in the comics (not disney) tried to overthrow Palpy, he managed to kill em (and the clones who was with them) with force lightning while dodging the royal guards. So, I think its possible though exceedingly difficult.

                                                          • Hondonkavick
                                                            Hondonkavick  4 hours back

                                                            So, the sequels are basically a step bellow the writing quality of bad fanfiction. Nothing of value is to be gained by watching these films, at no point have i ever endeared myself to the new characters, there's a myriad of reasons for this, but mainly for me it's that they don't suffer...
                                                            I just can't help compare Rey to Anakin, since both are overpowered characters, yet Anakin comes out a decent character (if badly written), for me this because by 3 he losses EVERYTHING: His mother, his hand, his organization, his wife, his children, his brother/mentor, even his power was greatly diminished.
                                                            Rey on the other hand started with nothing, never had anyone put her in her place either martially, spiritually or socially that she could use as a parental figure, so she just attached to Han, Leia and Luke all so Rey has the illusion of character. This just results in an OP character I'd expect to see in a trashy anime.


                                                            Also using Abeloth, stealing Palpatine clone plot from Legacy or even retconning Valkorion back from The Old Republic would have been preferable to whatever this mess of a film is.

                                                            • Blooming Faith
                                                              Blooming Faith  4 hours back

                                                              Are we going to see the follow-up to where Rey establishes a solid constitutional system that has safeguards against tyranny?

                                                              • Daniel Whiting
                                                                Daniel Whiting  5 hours back

                                                                Well it's pretty obvious why Sidius couldn't be the emperor after Vadar threw him down the hole in in the deathstar if you saw how palpatine was hooked up to his life support. His own lightning disfigured him once. The second time it almost killed him. Not too mentioned if you saw exogal... he kind of had bigger things to oversee. I'll be the first to admit that smoke had me fooled on who he really was or what he really was. But once we saw what Sidius was up to, it's obvious why he couldn't be the emperor...

                                                                • Schinak
                                                                  Schinak  2 hours back

                                                                  that doesn't justify him surviving in the fucking first place

                                                              • jaz morrison
                                                                jaz morrison  5 hours back

                                                                they bring back emprire palpatine but ment to be killed by vader in return of the jedi so now i wish they never let anikan die so my point is they could bring him back in the rise of skywalker and also ray should be lukes daughter so now they made ray the chosen one to kill her granfather

                                                                • Ádám Pajor
                                                                  Ádám Pajor  5 hours back

                                                                  You expected a wayfinder to use but it was me, D-0!

                                                                  • Kirk Bupkis
                                                                    Kirk Bupkis  5 hours back

                                                                    "Rey isn't a Mary Sue!"

                                                                    • The Sparkle Zone
                                                                      The Sparkle Zone  6 hours back

                                                                      If I were in any position in this production, I'd be insisting that it should go 130% camp, because it's the only way something could be salvaged.

                                                                      • Uber Original
                                                                        Uber Original  6 hours back

                                                                        Magic Systems: More complicated than just "Wouldn't that be cool!"

                                                                        • John Klein
                                                                          John Klein  6 hours back

                                                                          I watched this entire movie and there wasn't even a hint of stolen blue tardigrades. How in the fuck is that even possible? Oh wait.

                                                                          • Nina Emerald
                                                                            Nina Emerald  6 hours back

                                                                            "nah lol it's a sith secret" has to be my favorite quote of 2020

                                                                            • Holly Prinsen
                                                                              Holly Prinsen  6 hours back

                                                                              It'd be pretty awesome if you did an Unbridled Praise for Empire or another OT film, comparing them to the ST

                                                                              • John Klein
                                                                                John Klein  6 hours back

                                                                                2.8 thousand people disagree with your 6,000 points because - reasons.

                                                                                • CJ G
                                                                                  CJ G  6 hours back

                                                                                  Alright that’s enough of this pointless hatred! You and everyone else you’re getting really really annoying and what’s worse is that your ego and foolishness starting to bleed through it was Johnson! Why don’t you understand when you get Through-your bloody Pre-mature and foolish mind

                                                                                  • Mistral
                                                                                    Mistral  6 hours back

                                                                                    Why can't you let people dislike things? Maybe a better *PRODUCT* should have been produced so the customers would feel happy about it. Maybe you can't get it through your head that gaping logical holes the size of a Death Star are but one reason people despise the flaming pile of trash known as the sequel trilogy?

                                                                                    Maybe you should stop insulting people who care about the quality of stories being told by a multi-billion dollar corporation for an IP that was purchased for four billion dollars, you are, as you said - "getting really, really annoying."


                                                                                    But no. Don't ask questions just consume product and get excited for next products.

                                                                                • Joshua Wewel
                                                                                  Joshua Wewel  6 hours back

                                                                                  1:03:47 that was just perfection.

                                                                                  • John Klein
                                                                                    John Klein  6 hours back

                                                                                    Rockin'
                                                                                    Rockin' and Rollin'.
                                                                                    Down to the beach, I'm strollin'
                                                                                    but the seagulls poke at my head;
                                                                                    not fun!
                                                                                    I said, "Seagulls, mmm! Stop it now!"

                                                                                    • Cyka Blyat: The Movie
                                                                                      Cyka Blyat: The Movie  6 hours back

                                                                                      I thought for a moment the first minute was going to be repeated for the next two hours

                                                                                      • ty o
                                                                                        ty o  6 hours back

                                                                                        You complain about the horses....... someone hasn’t seen return of the Jedi

                                                                                        • John Klein
                                                                                          John Klein  7 hours back

                                                                                          As a gay man I feel cheated that I have less gay than Disney.