David Cross And Stephen Colbert Remember Their Dinner Date Differently

  • Published: 18 July 2019
  • David Cross has a favorite story about Stephen that involves dinner and a mirror. Check out David Cross' new comedy album, "Oh Come On."

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Comments • 401

  • Pickin Pickens
    Pickin Pickens  1 months back


    • ingenear
      ingenear  2 months back

      Why does he cry "Mein Kampf" all the time?

      • Mexican Panda
        Mexican Panda  5 months back

        Maaan the years have been kind to Mr. Cross. He looks great!

        • David AdventTime21
          David AdventTime21  5 months back

          SANTA CLA-- OH wait no David Cross.

          • Skyprince27
            Skyprince27  5 months back

            If you freeze at exactly 6:51, take a screenshot, then zoom in on the teleprompter, you can see that this ENTIRE INTERVIEW was scripted beforehand, to the letter.

            • Skyprince27
              Skyprince27  5 months back

              6:39, Play back speed 0.25, freeze frame…

              Observe how, even though Stephen‘s right hand is still flat on the desk, David’s gaze is already fixed on the cup, awaiting his next cue.

              Press play.

              Notice how David’s expressionless eyes follow the cup as Stephen swats it off the table, again, not making eye contact with Stephen, as one would be doing in an un-rehearsed situation.

          • SigFletcher
            SigFletcher  5 months back

            just yesterday I saw mr. cross trying to take a shit on the american flag. if this is normal to you no wonder america is in shamble. he was pants down fisically taking a shit and then a piss on the american flag. he wasn t able for reasons

            • sahalanimation
              sahalanimation  6 months back

              this is quality late night interview

              • Megumi Bandicoot
                Megumi Bandicoot  6 months back

                *Launch The Red Baron...*

                • Ryan Sizemore
                  Ryan Sizemore  6 months back

                  That is one of the only nice polo shirts I've ever seen.

                  • Lucas Knapp
                    Lucas Knapp  6 months back

                    *Insert gif of Ron Burgundy saying "That escalated quickly."*

                    • Mauro B
                      Mauro B  6 months back

                      His eyes always look like he's on acid

                      • Brent Randel
                        Brent Randel  6 months back

                        I looked the people I liked out of the audience check up on the left

                        • Brent Randel
                          Brent Randel  6 months back

                          I hope you all hate these fake ritch twats as well also burn

                          • Eisenhower303
                            Eisenhower303  6 months back

                            I love that people still reference Arrested after all these years. Such a timeless show

                            • evolutionary transgression

                              hideous album cover

                              • Joel.Shepard
                                Joel.Shepard  6 months back

                                This is how you "Yes, AND..."

                                • Captain Jack
                                  Captain Jack  6 months back

                                  And I say "daughter" ok......just don't.....just...just don't

                                  • Thom Yorke
                                    Thom Yorke  6 months back

                                    David went for gold with this one

                                    • Hustle Union
                                      Hustle Union  6 months back

                                      david cross is sooooo underrated. dude is humble and funny as fuck. just watch his "hot ones" episode, he tore through all 10 wings and hardly broke a sweat. when your done with that watch his stand-up

                                      • Robert Jensen
                                        Robert Jensen  6 months back

                                        The funniest moment on TV was on the show ''Just Shoot me', Season 3 Episode 11. Watch it and you'll know the moment I'm speaking of. David Cross guest stars.

                                        • guthax30
                                          guthax30  6 months back

                                          when did Sid Haig lose all this weight?

                                          jokes aside: god damn, David Cross. You've really shed the Tobias skin. I don't know how to say this but...he looks like an angry Jew from a biker-gang. Which makes zero sense, but it's the only descriptor i can think of. He looks like one tough motherfucker now.

                                          • I Share U Watch
                                            I Share U Watch  6 months back

                                            Love the show

                                            • Shinobu
                                              Shinobu  6 months back

                                              That'll make a good gif

                                              • jimbosjams21
                                                jimbosjams21  6 months back

                                                Soo is he only funny wen scripted?

                                                • Your Huckleberry
                                                  Your Huckleberry  6 months back

                                                  Is he still keeping the chipmunks in hostage?

                                                  • Rene Villegas
                                                    Rene Villegas  6 months back

                                                    So funny

                                                    • BigBewtieHoles
                                                      BigBewtieHoles  6 months back

                                                      how can cross be such a hilarious guy and such a terrible stand up?

                                                      • Bender Rodriguez
                                                        Bender Rodriguez  6 months back

                                                        My cup!!!

                                                        • ceruchi
                                                          ceruchi  6 months back

                                                          My theory is that Stephen knew about some super-dark sketch that Cross is not proud of and Cross wasn't willing to talk about it publicly, and that's why things got so tense so suddenly.

                                                          • Skyprince27
                                                            Skyprince27  5 months back

                                                            Stephen knows everything about everybody.

                                                          • Kyle G
                                                            Kyle G  6 months back

                                                            Yeah, that was a little weird. It looked like there was a cut right before then and all of a sudden Stephen was trying to recover from laughing well after the joke Cross had just told had time to settle.

                                                            My guess is cross Told another joke they couldn't air so they cut it. This probably caused Stephen to overstep when he decided to ask a question the two of them hadn't previously agreed on.

                                                        • Christopher Gabriel
                                                          Christopher Gabriel  6 months back

                                                          Cross is kinda a shit head

                                                          • Mark Pemberton
                                                            Mark Pemberton  6 months back

                                                            Mr. Show was one of the best sketch shows of all time. He was too good for Arrested Development.

                                                            • Wake up Style
                                                              Wake up Style  6 months back

                                                              My cup!!!!!!

                                                              • kuwinsitall
                                                                kuwinsitall  6 months back

                                                                love david!

                                                                • The Tick
                                                                  The Tick  6 months back

                                                                  Lol love David Cross and his mockery of cultures and ideologies.

                                                                  • jj sansano
                                                                    jj sansano  6 months back


                                                                    • Thomas Panto
                                                                      Thomas Panto  6 months back

                                                                      All Lif has been SHORT , but every DEED has been FOREVER.
                                                                      We invented every alphabet, language nation invisible border and religion that ever existed on this planet.we did not need an external ''god'' Life evolved all the Life on this planet.whether earth becomes ''heaven'' or ''hell'' is entirely up to what WE Do.

                                                                      • Robert M
                                                                        Robert M  6 months back

                                                                        The most boring, sanitary show on television. Nearly forgot what television was until the thought.

                                                                        • Joseph Johnson
                                                                          Joseph Johnson  6 months back

                                                                          Is it just me or is there a cut at 5:59?

                                                                          • Gecko-chan
                                                                            Gecko-chan  6 months back

                                                                            That was the best ending to a Colbert interview

                                                                            • Michael Lacanilao
                                                                              Michael Lacanilao  6 months back

                                                                              David Cross looking more and more like Kareem

                                                                              • deadeaded
                                                                                deadeaded  6 months back

                                                                                ...they didn't bleep "bitch"?

                                                                                • RadicalEdward37
                                                                                  RadicalEdward37  6 months back

                                                                                  Jesus christ he looks different, not really better or worse, just different if that makes sense.

                                                                                  • Jake Spur
                                                                                    Jake Spur  6 months back

                                                                                    I hate people who fuck panther “electric pressure if you are used to. Lastly there are two note next

                                                                                    • Aerolithe Lion
                                                                                      Aerolithe Lion  6 months back

                                                                                      I don’t get David Cross. He’s a good actor, and I can tell when he’s attempting to be funny. And sometimes it’s something that in theory is hilarious... but when he does it, nothing. Mr. Show, Calvin and Chipmunks, Arrested Development, you name it. I can honestly say i don’t think he’s ever made me laugh.

                                                                                      I’m sure everyone feels that way about a popular comedian, mine just happens to be David Cross.

                                                                                      • Jayme Ann
                                                                                        Jayme Ann  6 months back

                                                                                        The was the funniest episode I've ever seen. This entire night was GOLDEN with one hit after another. Fucking incredible, you guys blew it out of the park!!!

                                                                                        • mmmhorsesteaks
                                                                                          mmmhorsesteaks  6 months back

                                                                                          Weird, he doesn't sound like uncle Phill at all!

                                                                                          • Va Vo
                                                                                            Va Vo  6 months back

                                                                                            David Cross doesn't get enough credit for "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret".

                                                                                            • jsmpsnn
                                                                                              jsmpsnn  6 months back

                                                                                              loved that show

                                                                                          • Paul Feitoza
                                                                                            Paul Feitoza  6 months back

                                                                                            in love