Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less

  • Published: 17 September 2019
  • G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so...

    We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.

    Next week: Something animated.

    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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  • An Apollo Guize
    An Apollo Guize  2 days back

    Wait, did the ice at the end start sinking when the base blew up? dafuq kind of ice sinks! *DING*

    • Michael Khalid
      Michael Khalid  2 days back

      you should do one for its sequel lol

      • Shawn N
        Shawn N  4 days back

        The Good: The Baroness, General Hawk, Storm Shadow, the techno weapons
        The Bad: the script, Rip Cord being a comedic character, the suits, Rachel Nichols
        The Ugly: Snake Eyes outfit, Cobra Commander

        • Kannah Vivien
          Kannah Vivien  5 days back

          This movie had wayyy too many flash-backs in it. For every character. I almost would've preferred watching this movie with narration summing up every important character's backstory.

          • Martin Potts
            Martin Potts  1 weeks back

            I'm sorry but the whole film should be the video.

            • Kimberly Latrice
              Kimberly Latrice  1 weeks back

              Wow - Rick, Loch-Nay, and Imotep from The Mummy Returns were recast together in this movie!

              • Ignatius Rocky
                Ignatius Rocky  1 weeks back

                basically the whole movie is wrong

                • David Manning
                  David Manning  1 weeks back

                  God that movie was so bad

                  • Mike Sinyaboot
                    Mike Sinyaboot  1 weeks back

                    Reeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Orange man bad!! Ruuussssiiiiaaaa. Impeachhh!!........other random NPC noises!!!!!

                    • Daisy Anderson
                      Daisy Anderson  2 weeks back

                      This is a kids movie

                      • Angl0sax0nknight
                        Angl0sax0nknight  2 weeks back

                        Did they hire Jason in space (18.07) ?

                        • Kainable87
                          Kainable87  2 weeks back

                          5:49 okay, so the MAGA line. I did not look at the date stamp for this upload. Getting bit by a snake is not exactly how it works. But Trump had HUGE turn outs to his rallies and Hillary had enough that I could count them all on my digits.

                          • abracadabra alakazam
                            abracadabra alakazam  2 weeks back

                            Is it me or this is movie version of Command and Conquer Tiberium universe

                            • Raun Smith
                              Raun Smith  2 weeks back

                              God, I forgot how terrible this sequel was.

                              • Ravigyne
                                Ravigyne  3 weeks back

                                Still deserves at least 1000 sins for ignoring the obvious. Badguy's company built the things. Just give them over to Cobra and things go down without the Joes knowing.

                                • Suisyo
                                  Suisyo  3 weeks back

                                  Oh man I was hoping they did one of these for the GI Joe Retaliation. Watched it last night and the whole time kept thinking of how many sins it would get 😆

                                  • 505 Booker 2049384
                                    505 Booker 2049384  4 weeks back

                                    What the fuck,
                                    This movie shat all over gi Joe
                                    and the first one
                                    Fecal matter splashed all over my childhood sense of Patriotic vision

                                    • Shurikenger25
                                      Shurikenger25  4 weeks back

                                      17:59 Cheat Commandos! They're maybe fighting for freedom! And each are sold separately! Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil! Buy All Our Playsets And Toys!

                                      • anthony james
                                        anthony james  1 months back

                                        they should have asked a real fan on what they would have liked to seen in the movie.

                                        • Alyssin Williams
                                          Alyssin Williams  1 months back

                                          I enjoyed this film

                                          • Josh Jenner
                                            Josh Jenner  1 months back

                                            +100 sins for the worst acting by everyone in this film , that Channing guy is just awful 🙈

                                            • Sreyan Kanungo
                                              Sreyan Kanungo  1 months back

                                              One third of the critics here are just him making weird jokes

                                              • Joe Petri
                                                Joe Petri  1 months back

                                                Retaliation please

                                                • Derrick Nichols
                                                  Derrick Nichols  1 months back

                                                  2nd class Sega Genius graphics 😄😄. I'm laughing

                                                  • Samantha Fitzgibbon
                                                    Samantha Fitzgibbon  1 months back

                                                    Good Lord. I saw this in theaters. I remember NOTHING. Not a good sign.

                                                    • Krysti_NF
                                                      Krysti_NF  2 months back

                                                      1 sin for you buddy, for not fitting in Cobra's theme song.

                                                      • Kuya Cyren Shadow
                                                        Kuya Cyren Shadow  2 months back

                                                        The gi joe is a great movie bro

                                                        • GCT10/31/1990
                                                          GCT10/31/1990  2 months back

                                                          Why doesn't Cinema Sin know the difference between sexiest and racist... You just just making a phrase "That's Racist" about a situation which more so involved sex or gender (depending on if you wanna get into a fight with a transgender which I don't, better just use both to be sure) not killing a woman because she's a woman is more so sexiest... Where does race come into this?

                                                          • Adam Gilbreth
                                                            Adam Gilbreth  2 months back

                                                            Can we also point out that this movie has a bunch of actors that were in the Mummy Movies

                                                            • Axel Rodríguez
                                                              Axel Rodríguez  2 months back

                                                              Kaya scarlario gets emotional for a role of kartina scar in league of legends 2019 movie

                                                              • Mike Crow
                                                                Mike Crow  2 months back

                                                                The original comics had the best origin story for Snake Eyes. They should have done that for the movie.

                                                                • LUCAS MCQUEEN
                                                                  LUCAS MCQUEEN  2 months back

                                                                  1:42 when the pilot said "oh my God" was just nominated for the worst delivered line in cinematic history

                                                                  • Dustin Reid
                                                                    Dustin Reid  2 months back

                                                                    Look up the oh my god from troll 2.

                                                                • Horizon Studios
                                                                  Horizon Studios  2 months back

                                                                  "Don't make me shoot a woman"
                                                                  Cinema Sins - That's Racist!
                                                                  Me - erm, don't you mean sexist?..

                                                                  • ExQtics
                                                                    ExQtics  2 months back

                                                                    I forgot this movie existed

                                                                    • Supreme Being
                                                                      Supreme Being  2 months back

                                                                      growing up with Gi Joe its hard to watch....They could put the Marvel folks behind this and make it good if they put their minds to it....many great plots and stories to be used.

                                                                      • krewtaun 707
                                                                        krewtaun 707  2 months back

                                                                        I loved these films until they killed duke

                                                                        • BONOKI
                                                                          BONOKI  2 months back

                                                                          i still enjoyed the flicker... but thanks for the laughts.

                                                                          • patriot459
                                                                            patriot459  2 months back

                                                                            Avoid potholes. Car gets hit by train and flips through oh and also blows up haha

                                                                            • Emmanuel Reynoso
                                                                              Emmanuel Reynoso  2 months back

                                                                              At 11:02, it's clear you've never ridden a bike in the rain. While yeah he should've been wearing a helmet, that shit *sucks* if it hits you in the eye.

                                                                              • Jafar ALHADAD
                                                                                Jafar ALHADAD  2 months back

                                                                                I'll be honest captain america Winter soldier movie is a much better g.i joe movie than actual G.i Joe movie

                                                                                • Izumi
                                                                                  Izumi  2 months back

                                                                                  Come on hurry up and do the sequel!

                                                                                  • crabbieappleton
                                                                                    crabbieappleton  2 months back

                                                                                    I never noticed that Snake Eyes has a mouth molded into his mask. Sinworthy or just weird?

                                                                                    • Chris Jacobs
                                                                                      Chris Jacobs  2 months back

                                                                                      Dennis Quad is the worst actor ever!!

                                                                                      • Andrew Marshall
                                                                                        Andrew Marshall  3 months back

                                                                                        It's good to see these guys all here, but doctor who is that?

                                                                                        • Crusadercaster
                                                                                          Crusadercaster  3 months back

                                                                                          I have literally been waiting for this since the channel’s birth, I might have to sub again

                                                                                          • axeyguitar888
                                                                                            axeyguitar888  3 months back

                                                                                            No one gonna mention that they have both the protagonist and the antagonist from The Mummy here.....

                                                                                            • Christian Carrillo
                                                                                              Christian Carrillo  3 months back

                                                                                              As a kid I didn’t even know how bad this movie was and now that I do.....

                                                                                              • Josh Kenobi
                                                                                                Josh Kenobi  3 months back

                                                                                                "Now what was your plan, run 3,000 miles across the ice?!?"

                                                                                                Would've been the perfect chance to say Storm Shadow would be excellent at Cinemasins.