The Great Subway Jalapeño Scandal

  • Published: 25 September 2019
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    this is a video about how subway needs to fix their stupid jalepeno situation.

    Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to shooting videos with his mom to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.

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    GDRZILLA  16 minutes back

    Tweeted at subway about this stem bs(with this video) . I honestly thought this was just a problem in Michigan. I also love how bad YouTube recommendations. I'm just now coming across this 4 months late.

    • Someone on the internet
      Someone on the internet  18 hours back

      I wonder if they ate the sandwiches after they took all the stems out

      • KarlG
        KarlG  3 hours back


    • Nayan B
      Nayan B  20 hours back


      • King Of The West
        King Of The West  21 hours back

        Why ain't there beef in my raviolis

        • Sawyer Rogers
          Sawyer Rogers  1 days back

          1:05 thought my phone started ringing

          • Jacks 348
            Jacks 348  1 days back

            You could just ask for no stems lol

            • JAWNASINYAWN
              JAWNASINYAWN  1 days back

              bruh i fuckin love the stems. its like a chip.

              • Surya Raju
                Surya Raju  2 days back

                You just know that this is the second take because he got cursed with bad (good?) luck the last time and didn't get a single stem.

                • StriderCX 2nd
                  StriderCX 2nd  2 days back

                  Can a Subway employee explain this to me? I've noticed this for years, but have been too much of a sheeple to ask why. I think it's self esteem issues. Like, yeah you deserve stems. Anyway do you guys cut them, or do they come precut? Are you told to keep the stems in?

                  • Jack Hinks
                    Jack Hinks  2 days back

                    "I'm not spitting, that's how Squidward walks."

                    • That1child s
                      That1child s  2 days back

                      Lol I just realised he was wearing a doctor outfit😂

                      • Jason Miller
                        Jason Miller  2 days back

                        I work at subway I'm training to be an assistant manager and I shouldn't be saying this at all please don't fire me but we don't cut them in the restaurant they arrive in bags precut and I have always abided by the make it like you're going to eat it rule but corporate has been putting lots of stems in the bag as product I can confirm this conspiracy true. It's unfitting of this company and I'm disgusted, if you come into my establishment while I'm working I can gauruntee a stemless sandwhich but you're only allowed to order 5 at once that's the rule

                        • Isaac Foss
                          Isaac Foss  2 days back

                          Someone has been eating at Portillos.

                          • Chicken Wizard
                            Chicken Wizard  2 days back

                            I’d like to imagine Eddy walks in on Gus doing this shit frequently

                            • heee boisss
                              heee boisss  2 days back

                              Yo can I get one a those

                              • Tango India Mike
                                Tango India Mike  2 days back

                                Can I have a sandwich?

                                • Kells Marie xo
                                  Kells Marie xo  2 days back

                                  There's no way more than like, seven subs fit in your backpack, so did you just walk into the remaining Subways with arms full of sandwiches from other Subways? LOLOLOLOL

                                  • Rudy Redd
                                    Rudy Redd  2 days back

                                    I work at Subway, they come precut

                                    • Colin Parmenter
                                      Colin Parmenter  2 days back

                                      Just went to subway they skimped on everything spicy/pickled that I asked for. Jalapenos, pickles, and banana peppers.

                                      • Wesrb
                                        Wesrb  2 days back

                                        Bro it's fast food they do not cut the jalapenos just because the vegetables are in front of you does not mean they're fresh. They come in bags. I used to work at pizza hut all the veggies came im bags the sauce as well. Dough was frozen and thawed

                                        • FuzzMustard
                                          FuzzMustard  2 days back

                                          im so glad i dont eat jalapenos. an issue ill never have.

                                          • Bobby Miller
                                            Bobby Miller  2 days back

                                            The store doesn't cut the jalapeños. They come in big bags.

                                            • AntwonAztec
                                              AntwonAztec  3 days back

                                              Subway jalapeños be killer. Idk what it is but only subway jalapeños make my booty hole burn

                                              • Tim
                                                Tim  3 days back

                                                2.5 stems on average per footlong (or 1.25 per 6 incher)

                                                • Samantha Olson
                                                  Samantha Olson  3 days back

                                                  What did you do with all those sandwiches

                                                  • Olof Eriksson
                                                    Olof Eriksson  3 days back

                                                    This is surreal, enchanting

                                                    • Taimar
                                                      Taimar  4 days back

                                                      SUBWAY REMOVED THOUSAND ISLAND SAUCE

                                                      • Yupitsmebrody
                                                        Yupitsmebrody  4 days back

                                                        We have to find the supplier, that’s where it all stems from

                                                        • William Walton Music
                                                          William Walton Music  4 days back

                                                          It’s the same with the banana peppers lol

                                                          • Oldie Wan Kenobi
                                                            Oldie Wan Kenobi  4 days back

                                                            Subway would like to focus on this scandal. This is the one they are willing to talk about.

                                                            • Nicolas Kucza
                                                              Nicolas Kucza  4 days back

                                                              It was 53 stems actually

                                                              • Chewbaccacabra
                                                                Chewbaccacabra  4 days back

                                                                Dude! It's not just Subway. At Domino's I get banana peppers and recently, every pizza has a stem. Unreal.

                                                                • Caesar Bryant
                                                                  Caesar Bryant  4 days back

                                                                  Was that a Danny Gonzalez reference lmao 3:19

                                                                  • axelk
                                                                    axelk  5 days back

                                                                    american subway is wack.

                                                                    • AMILY
                                                                      AMILY  5 days back

                                                                      yell at Sysco not subway employees we are trying our hardest !!!

                                                                      • Oldie Wan Kenobi
                                                                        Oldie Wan Kenobi  4 days back

                                                                        And you folks want $15 an hour. PSH! Unreal. You guys don't even cut your own veggies and do very little prep. The only prep work fast food workers do is heat something up or just pull the plastic lid off something.
                                                                        Most cooks/chefs only see $13 an hour if they are lucky. And we do real bust ass work.
                                                                        Most fast food workers wouldn't last 3 hours in my kitchen. I have hired dozens and dozens of these people. 1/10 turn out to be good cooks. But it takes training to pull them out of that fast food mindset.

                                                                    • Andrew Theisz
                                                                      Andrew Theisz  5 days back

                                                                      U wearing scrubs?

                                                                      • Box Of Army Men Productions

                                                                        Hello sir I would like 1 foot long with extra stem please thank you

                                                                        • Kristina Martin
                                                                          Kristina Martin  5 days back

                                                                          I worked at subway in 2013 and back then at least, all the pickled veggies (i.e.-jalapenos, olives, banana peppers) all came in pre-packaged bags. So like we actually never cut them. The only veggies that were freshly cut were: tomatoes, onions, and green peppers.

                                                                          • Mana Man
                                                                            Mana Man  5 days back

                                                                            show this to my Stem class for a grade. Long story short I now work at subway

                                                                            • antoine montesano
                                                                              antoine montesano  5 days back

                                                                              Canada has no stems

                                                                              • Sarah no
                                                                                Sarah no  6 days back

                                                                                Why you in scrubs? I dont mind just curious

                                                                                • vw Jetta
                                                                                  vw Jetta  6 days back

                                                                                  Subway doesn't cut them, the company who puts them in the pickling jar does. They just choose to put the shitty pieces on ur sammich

                                                                                  • Katie Starks
                                                                                    Katie Starks  7 days back

                                                                                    I’m drunk and for like 3 minutes was like why the fuck his he wearing scrubs

                                                                                    • Lemur Steaks
                                                                                      Lemur Steaks  7 days back

                                                                                      The solution is to not put jalapeños on your sammich

                                                                                      • Oldie Wan Kenobi
                                                                                        Oldie Wan Kenobi  4 days back

                                                                                        But that doesn't fix the pedophile that sells said sammich.

                                                                                    • Rob Mckennie
                                                                                      Rob Mckennie  1 weeks back

                                                                                      i expect they're cut by machine, and shipped to the stores already cut

                                                                                      • Dan
                                                                                        Dan  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Honestly I would still eat those fuckers faster than Usain bolt could fuck my ass!

                                                                                        • Luke Seddon
                                                                                          Luke Seddon  1 weeks back

                                                                                          HEY THATS THE PAINTING JAMIE DID IN THAT EPISODE OF SUGAR PINE 7 HAAHAH nice 1:19 😎

                                                                                          • Rodney Ruspin
                                                                                            Rodney Ruspin  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Junior in 2013? You need to quit eating subway, you’re aging at an accelerated rate.