My dad tried to trade me a Corvette for my wife

  • Published: 06 September 2019
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    Rob "Rabbit" Pitts has a unique relationship with his father but this was a proposal he never expected on his wedding day. If you are subscribed to Rob's new channel, you will have heard this story a few days ago. If not, subscriber here:

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Comments • 641

  • Miles Dean
    Miles Dean  1 days back

    Just cutting up, you know, laughing

    • sallevador Radman
      sallevador Radman  7 days back

      Well shit if my family said, I'll buy you a Corvette if you don't marry this woman I'd say, "does it come in ocean blue?"

      • Sahota Gaming
        Sahota Gaming  7 days back

        Hell ya 💯💯

        • Andrew Beshara
          Andrew Beshara  1 weeks back

          Had you of taken the vette you probably would have regretted that decision also. How do you win?

          • Doober717
            Doober717  1 weeks back

            Bought a red C6 in 2016, wife hated it, cheated on me a year later and we got divorced. Bought a black hellcat, sold that and now proudly own a blue c7 Z06. Haven’t found a replacement in the female department, but, who the hell cares lmao.

            • Churkendoose
              Churkendoose  1 weeks back

              What a steal

              • crazyman8472
                crazyman8472  1 weeks back

                Maybe Mr. Pitts could have made this offer before the wedding? 🤔

                • Josh Anderson
                  Josh Anderson  2 weeks back

                  I would have traded the car for sure

                  • showgirls around the world a dancer family

                    I have watched this twice. .luv it

                    • Skip Russell
                      Skip Russell  4 weeks back

                      I had a Z-06 for years and did ok with the women but after I sold it I bought a Harly and it was a night and day difference, Women were coming at me from every direction. Women Love Harly Riders.

                      • MoneyMan 6900
                        MoneyMan 6900  1 months back

                        Wonder where that little red love killing vette is...

                        • Gary the Fish
                          Gary the Fish  1 months back

                          Rabbit will you marry my sister so we can be brothers?

                          • HellStingOzUnit
                            HellStingOzUnit  1 months back

                            the red vette is my favorite model of a Corvette wish I could get on like it

                            • Clell Biggs
                              Clell Biggs  2 months back

                              I grew up not too far from where Rabbit grew up (few miles outside of Asheville) and I remember the Motor Mile commercials on TV in the 80s. They were really cool CG (or at least looked CG) and had a woman whispering Motor Mile. I've looked all over and can't find the ads on the internet anywhere. I guess they're just lost to history.

                              • deandre jul
                                deandre jul  2 months back

                                Getting married at your 20 or other age is very bad idea for man, especialy when your hormones rule your brain, and you make stupid decisions, like choosing some biach that will cheat on you and chopp half of everything you have, over fresh new vette...

                                • Lexton Ravaee
                                  Lexton Ravaee  2 months back

                                  **If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down.** Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

                                  That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

                                  Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass\*radius\^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

                                  I = 380,000,000\*6,371,000.8\^2 = 1.5424\*10\^22

                                  The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10\^37 kg\*m\^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10\^−5 radians/second.

                                  Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

                                  L=I\*omega= 8.04×10\^37 kg\*m\^2 \* 7.2921159 × 10\^−5 = 5.86286\*10\^33.

                                  5.86286\*10\^33 = (8.04×10\^37 + 1.5424\*10\^22) \*omega

                                  \-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

                                  This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752\*10\^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

                                  If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

                                  • Adam Connelly
                                    Adam Connelly  3 months back

                                    Love hearing good old Pitts story

                                    • Matthew Garfinkel
                                      Matthew Garfinkel  3 months back

                                      Charlie is salt of the earth

                                      • MiTe Duck
                                        MiTe Duck  3 months back

                                        I like his voice

                                        • Joseph Gonzalez
                                          Joseph Gonzalez  3 months back

                                          Does anyone know what year rabbits corvette is?

                                          • Pablo
                                            Pablo  3 months back

                                            Man rob has the best stories

                                            • Rob Fox
                                              Rob Fox  3 months back

                                              Got any pics? Not of the vette.

                                              • J C
                                                J C  3 months back

                                                Wow. I just heard this story on Rabbits channel. 🤣 How'd I miss this?

                                                • TooSlickForJew
                                                  TooSlickForJew  4 months back

                                                  Cars over hoes

                                                  • MINIMOTOMADNESS
                                                    MINIMOTOMADNESS  4 months back

                                                    rabbit is quality,a used car salesman thats weird..

                                                    • John toetag
                                                      John toetag  4 months back

                                                      My uncle gave his daughter a choice when she got married:
                                                      A) her $100k+ dream wedding, paid for in full.
                                                      B) a $50k wedding and a brand new corvette
                                                      C) a $130k ranch style house paid for in full and 2 plane tickets to Las Vegas and $500 cash to get hitched

                                                      guess which one my Idiot Cousin chose?

                                                      yep, she picked A. smh

                                                      • Kavinsky Smith
                                                        Kavinsky Smith  4 months back

                                                        Rabbit I think you need to educate Ed on C3 corvette's, he shows a photo of your car, an 80 to 82 vette with the new for 80 front end, and then he shows a bunch of 68's with the chrome bumpers, and then a slammed 68 Custom in cream and its causing me to think someone redid your car to be like a 68, instead of the 80 to 82 it was. and ed if you read this, the interior alone is drastically different in a 68 to 72 compared to an 80, as they completely redid the seats and the interior for the 1978 model year

                                                        as they are all very different cars, as they dropped the big block option in 1975 along with the big block suspension, that Mr corvette took with him as his retirement present

                                                        and gave the car numerous updates before the ground up overhaul that was the C4 hit in 1984, as because of the gas crunch, and emissions the car when from a muscle car to more of a grand tourer in the latter part of its life, and was more or less a direct competitor for the 308 ferrari back then because of that.

                                                        so seeing you mix those up, is like someone mixing up the photos of a countach, and showing a 25th Aniversary, then an LP400, and then a 400S and its all supposed to be the same car.

                                                        as theirs two car languages I am very fluent in, Italian pasta, and american muscle and seeing you mix those up makes me wanna throw a book at you lol

                                                        Also Rabbit with the C5 corvette, honestly looking at the plastics of that interior, and in KNOWING that all they did with them was to just carry over the C4's mechanic's with an updated body with hardly any of the level of improvement the C4 had in its run, ala Tom Falconers book on it.

                                                        makes ME not fond of them either, hell when Cleetus Mcfairland tore up a salvaged titled 2001, and tore the interior out, and turned into Leeroy as its come to be known as it is today, he improved the car a thousand times by that move alone, as something about the plastics and the leather of that interior make it seem like a Biohazzard going somewhere to happen, while the C4 doesnt.

                                                        plus I owned a 99 GM made car from that same era, and the inteiror plastics and the leather was the same, and I think even some of the gauge cluster was too, and that thing was forever breaking down, so you got that bad taste from that with your pops, I got that bad taste from a bad car, and out of all the corvette's, I never feel bad in seeing one of those turned into a rolling cage like leeroy

                                                        classic C4 though, i always think what a waste of a Good A Team corvette in waiting lol

                                                        • kartdude2006
                                                          kartdude2006  4 months back

                                                          Love #RabbitsStoryCorner

                                                          • J M
                                                            J M  4 months back

                                                            8:00 rabbits 1st old lady, with his Camaro lol

                                                            • Saber Tooth Duck
                                                              Saber Tooth Duck  4 months back

                                                              The only thing missing is your dad saying “don’t touch the dash”.

                                                              • Robert Mcgee
                                                                Robert Mcgee  4 months back

                                                                In hind sight, You should have took the vette, but you would have probably had a little guilt associated with it.

                                                                • miv
                                                                  miv  4 months back

                                                                  Dam listen to you dad. Lol

                                                                  • 285runt
                                                                    285runt  4 months back

                                                                    Used to race motorcycles, and my wife convinced me, for safety reasons, to sell them off. I thought I was in love. The 3.5 yr divorce lasted longer than the marriage. Lol

                                                                    • Matthew Godwin
                                                                      Matthew Godwin  4 months back

                                                                      Only Rabbit could get offered a deal like that. Absolutely awesome.

                                                                      • FUNZO1975
                                                                        FUNZO1975  4 months back

                                                                        So, as Rabbit says "That little red Corvette & love just didn't mix".
                                                                        ...But I can't help but wonder if all of that side-pussy the future ex-husbands picked up with that car had anything to do with it.

                                                                        • Just_guy_ stuff
                                                                          Just_guy_ stuff  4 months back

                                                                          I’m not sure what kind of woman she was but she was right about that vette

                                                                          • thedexterbros
                                                                            thedexterbros  4 months back

                                                                            I don't know your father's old story, but judging from this story alone, he sounds like a champion

                                                                            • wrapdump
                                                                              wrapdump  4 months back

                                                                              From the title I thought it was some kind of Indecent Proposal set up.

                                                                              • Manufalket
                                                                                Manufalket  4 months back


                                                                                • Omar Paredes
                                                                                  Omar Paredes  4 months back

                                                                                  The fact that rabbits dad spoke to him in a language only they understood goes to show the relationship they have. I know it’s just a story but as a car guy that shit was deep.

                                                                                  • Steel Titan
                                                                                    Steel Titan  4 months back

                                                                                    Needless to say, I want that 'Vette.

                                                                                    • Michael Reale
                                                                                      Michael Reale  4 months back

                                                                                      Saw the title knew it was rabbit right away😂

                                                                                      • James Blazes
                                                                                        James Blazes  4 months back

                                                                                        Hillbilly moron.

                                                                                        • Chef Boyardee
                                                                                          Chef Boyardee  4 months back

                                                                                          Of course he did rabbit

                                                                                          • Sami Khamis
                                                                                            Sami Khamis  4 months back

                                                                                            she must have been a real JCPenny girl to turn down a brand new C5 at the time

                                                                                            • Sami Khamis
                                                                                              Sami Khamis  4 months back

                                                                                              nowadays people take their wifes to carmax for 'valuation'

                                                                                              • Hudson Carter
                                                                                                Hudson Carter  4 months back

                                                                                                Hey Greenville SC!

                                                                                                • GloomGaiGar
                                                                                                  GloomGaiGar  4 months back

                                                                                                  This man is a national treasure. And I'm not even American.