Preschool Teachers Share Darndest Things Kids Have Said

  • Published: 05 December 2019


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Comments • 519

  • Plzur_kspot
    Plzur_kspot  16 hours back

    Daycare teacher. God I can't even say everything I've been told. It'd be here for years. Put with playing phone we had this one girl who would pick up the phone "mommy's in trouble!!! I don't want to speak to you!!!" Slam the phone down then pick up up "I'm so sorry!!!" Over and over and over again XD her mom came to pick her up and heard her "daughter you bipolar" I died

    • Margarita Peggy Schuyler

      I babysit my cousins a lot. They’re all boys and 4-5 years old. Two of my cousins started a screaming war, another attacked my older cousin with a toy Chainsaw, and one flipped off the entire dining room.

      • Whitnee Sand
        Whitnee Sand  2 days back

        One time I was babysitting my 3 year old cousin, and out of nowhere, she looks me straight in the eye and says, “you killed my wife!” And I was like, oh okay 😂

        • Roxane Sen
          Roxane Sen  2 days back

          My sister said that once she was at work, and she was putting a few things away, and she makes small talk with a little boy and she sees his shoes and she says nice shoes and he says
          ThAnKs, My PaReNtS aRe GeTtInG a DiVoRcE

          • Marci LK
            Marci LK  3 days back

            Funniest thing my son ever said... 3 yrs old, we were driving past a farm with a cow near the new neighborhood we just moved to:

            “Once when I was older, I was a cow on that farm.”

            • Brittany Henry
              Brittany Henry  5 days back

              What's your favorite place to eat?? MRS. Donald's! 😂

              • jasmine villiers
                jasmine villiers  6 days back

                My daughter rather play with dinosaurs and dragons 😀. My son loves playing with his doll even knitted a little blanket for his doll so he puts the baby to sleep

                • Sabrina Garciia
                  Sabrina Garciia  1 weeks back

                  🙂 LOL! Kids sometimes.

                  • Haley P
                    Haley P  1 weeks back

                    I was spending the night with my friend and her little sister had never seen me without makeup so I took a shower and washed it off, when I finished I walked out and she was on the couch, she looked right at me and said "wow you look like a lizard mixed with a pretty person" I didn't know whether to say thank you or be sad

                    • Ashlin Koontz
                      Ashlin Koontz  2 weeks back

                      Emily looks like Ashley Tisdale and Alyson Stoner had a baby.

                      • Isabel Li
                        Isabel Li  3 weeks back

                        In kindergarten I once said I wanted to be a tooth fairy when I grow up😂

                        • KeiAna Branch
                          KeiAna Branch  3 weeks back

                          Emily looks like Ashley Tisdale

                          • The Adventures of Pip and Cheek

                            I went to a Christian preschool and went up to my teacher one day and said how there was a baby named cheez-its born in Bellingham. (Bellingham was a city in the state I lived) I probably thought I was saying there was a baby named Jesus born in Bethlehem!

                            • Diana Ramos
                              Diana Ramos  3 weeks back

                              One thing that comes to mind was when I was assessing a child and he was such in rush to finish and I told him that if you go to fast you'll make mistakes. He looked straight at me with a serious face and said "I don't like mistakes I like enchiladas"! One of the best things I heard😂

                              • Vanessa Blackie
                                Vanessa Blackie  3 weeks back

                                I had my nephew in the bathroom and he said baby brother has a small penis to wich i said yes he's a baby. He then said mine is bigger. Dads is bigger than mine and Grandpa has a huge one. This was in the middle of the McD's bathroom.

                                • gaymer
                                  gaymer  3 weeks back

                                  Ngl the guy is cute

                                  • Kaijah Brown
                                    Kaijah Brown  4 weeks back

                                    Oml that little girl
                                    "Cause it's small" 😂😂💀

                                    • Rayan Salim
                                      Rayan Salim  4 weeks back

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                                      • Kathryn McNiff
                                        Kathryn McNiff  4 weeks back

                                        Props to the male preschool teacher. There aren't enough of you. You are so awesome and so needed.

                                        • lion queen
                                          lion queen  1 months back

                                          I can’t be the only one who finds coed bathrooms for children or at all deeply disturbing

                                          • Ivy Scarlett
                                            Ivy Scarlett  1 months back

                                            When I was 5, I told my teacher she had a big nose like spongebob

                                            • leen fira
                                              leen fira  1 months back

                                              Whatever Batman 🤣🤣💔💔

                                              • ShadowStep
                                                ShadowStep  1 months back

                                                Ok so when I was in prep (kindergarten in America) my family have just moved to Australia and at the school I was at they had the Aboriginals come in and teach about culture and stuff like that. The teacher told the class at the end of the day that they would be coming in like next week or something. I had never talked to an Aboriginal before at the time as I had just moved there and I was so excited. The bell for the end of school rings and I run out of the classroom screaming "THE BLACKS ARE COMING"....
                                                just like to clarify I was 5 and am not racist I was just excited and didn't know that saying that sounded bad lol

                                                • Airreona TheElevatedSongstress

                                                  Umm first of all why would they have boys and girls in the same bathroom and why was she even able to see his private area 👀 I mean I wouldn’t want my daughter to have any visual of ANY of her classmates private ALL.
                                                  I mean the story itself was funny but still, she shouldn’t have even been able to see him using the restroom. I mean when I was in elementary school the boys and girl went to the bathroom as a whole group but we weren’t that close.

                                                  And apparently she already knew what she was looking at👀
                                                  No offense but I hate how educational she tried to make it sound, like “ooh they are learning each other’s body parts.”

                                                  Umm....No😑 smh 🙄

                                                  • Adriana Sierra
                                                    Adriana Sierra  1 months back

                                                    Aww, I love this. 💕 I miss being a preschool teacher.

                                                    • Mel Olsson
                                                      Mel Olsson  1 months back

                                                      My favorite experience was a girl who yelled extremely loudly during partner reading time, "I did NOT say a bad word, I just said b*tch!!!"

                                                      She didn't know her i's from u's and mispronounced a character named Butch 😂

                                                      • Ksenia Giles
                                                        Ksenia Giles  1 months back

                                                        When I was five I wanted to be an Archeologist when I was older and my year 3 teacher wanted to be a fire truck

                                                        • barrel cactus cactus
                                                          barrel cactus cactus  1 months back

                                                          a Banana!

                                                          • Paige Batson
                                                            Paige Batson  1 months back

                                                            I work in daycare I had a little girl today who was hitting me on the bum I said “why are you hitting my bum?” Her response was “I hit your bum because I love you” ❤️

                                                            • Jessica Hurley
                                                              Jessica Hurley  1 months back

                                                              Why are the girls and boys in the same bathroom? 🤦🏼‍♀️

                                                              • I stan Kpop
                                                                I stan Kpop  1 months back

                                                                My preschool teacher was my grandma ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

                                                                • Addy Krohn
                                                                  Addy Krohn  1 months back

                                                                  When my sister turned 3, my mom asked her what she wanted to be when she grows up, and she said Snow White or hot mustard.

                                                                  • the real tea
                                                                    the real tea  1 months back


                                                                    • Whimsical Imaginings
                                                                      Whimsical Imaginings  1 months back

                                                                      *A BANANA!*

                                                                      • Dit Kind
                                                                        Dit Kind  1 months back

                                                                        *“Whatever, Batman.”*

                                                                        • {NUSAIBA} *SUJARWO*
                                                                          {NUSAIBA} *SUJARWO*  1 months back


                                                                          • Aleah Butt
                                                                            Aleah Butt  1 months back

                                                                            Did anybody else notice at the start they put “ preschool teachers share the darnest things kids have said” and then it the title it was spelt darndest with 2 d’s

                                                                            • Niara Playz
                                                                              Niara Playz  1 months back

                                                                              In preschool when i was 4 my "boyfriend"kept slapping my but and soon he got in big trouble lol

                                                                              • Niki’s Path to Fertility

                                                                                as a preschool teacher i love this!!!!

                                                                                • Lydia Nasmyth
                                                                                  Lydia Nasmyth  1 months back

                                                                                  When I was really little we did this play thing where the kids were acting as like compost and garbage and stuff like that. I was supposed to be recycling and I knew my bit was, “recycling: things we can reuse.” I also had this whole costume that was like a paper bag with cans and newspapers attached to it. When I got up on stage, I said, “garbage: things you throw away” really confidently. I still get teased mercilessly

                                                                                  • Edrees Saleh
                                                                                    Edrees Saleh  1 months back

                                                                                    Wait, these are PRESCHOOL KIDS

                                                                                    • Kelsey Meenk
                                                                                      Kelsey Meenk  1 months back

                                                                                      Lol f*ck my life

                                                                                      • Bates Bros . Inc
                                                                                        Bates Bros . Inc  1 months back

                                                                                        Kids say bad stuff lord

                                                                                        • Amanda Morgan
                                                                                          Amanda Morgan  1 months back

                                                                                          Lmaooo i loved this so much! Part two!!!

                                                                                          • Bekky Bekk
                                                                                            Bekky Bekk  1 months back

                                                                                            Lol this remind me if this lil boy at my work his 3. Im friends with his mum and we still laugh about this story😂 we have a turtle puppet and the part where u put your hand in its under the tail. That lil boy run up to me and said look his got a botthole. I was like 😬😂

                                                                                            • Sprinkles 🍨🍧
                                                                                              Sprinkles 🍨🍧  1 months back

                                                                                              Dear buzzfeed I'm a prek teacher. You can do a whole episode on me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                                              • Lucas Locust
                                                                                                Lucas Locust  1 months back

                                                                                                0:07 The Hobbit?

                                                                                                • Jannat oj
                                                                                                  Jannat oj  1 months back

                                                                                                  The girl in the braids was telling a lie 😂