Alison Gold - Chinese Food -- h3h3 reaction video

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  • Published: 03 January 2015
  • Patrice Wilson directs another smash hit, Chinese Food.

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Comments • 5 582

  • DRIFT DIMENSIONS
    DRIFT DIMENSIONS  4 days back

    My guy, wants to pop that cherry lol

    • Evan Drane
      Evan Drane  4 days back

      I fucking lost it when the X Files theme started playing

      • EllipTypical
        EllipTypical  6 days back

        That's his escape plan after the sick things he's done.. After all the sick shit hes done, there's a metaphor there in him throwing her one last "fortune cookie" then flying straight up out the roof; the fastest possible escape..
        He's a PANDA.. He's gonna "Fly" The fuck outta there, on a Boeing Passenger Plane. He's wearing a Panda Costume to Mask his identity, just like the fake passport and documents he's going to have to mask his identity.. And he's on his way to Asia, I think the "Chinese Food" thing is just a ploy to send them looking in China for him.. Obviously with his "hobbies" he's going to end up setting up a new life in Thailand where he can find a lot of "new friends"...


        Alright I feel sick, I must stop, but you get the idea.

        • EllipTypical
          EllipTypical  6 days back

          Blood.. Aunt Flow.. Insert Finger.. Into Hole Shaped Cup..


          AM I RITE ETHAN U SIK FUK!?

          • TheLatinBat
            TheLatinBat  7 days back

            After 5 years. This video is still on my top 3 favorite videos of all time.

            • Zac Attack
              Zac Attack  7 days back

              The good ol' days of H3. I wish it was still this funny.

          • August West
            August West  1 weeks back

            This is why children aren't proffesional musicians. This song is about as deep as a puddle.

            • Christian Olsson
              Christian Olsson  1 weeks back

              I don’t think it’s cool to call someone a pedo

              • usermcgee
                usermcgee  1 weeks back

                When does the girl in the video turn 18....Kidding... Jkjkjkkjjjjjjjj.....I just wanted a laugh.....

                • usermcgee
                  usermcgee  1 weeks back

                  The ecstacy was in the fortune cookie

                  • ukiyo -
                    ukiyo -  1 weeks back

                    that's what i literally thought about that guy lmao

                    • D H
                      D H  2 weeks back

                      This has aged so well

                      • Spacer's Choice
                        Spacer's Choice  2 weeks back

                        2:16 Some BetterHelp? HmMmM? EtHaN?

                        • HotnessGaming
                          HotnessGaming  2 weeks back

                          Really gave the sexual harassment panda a new meaning

                          • this
                            this  2 weeks back

                            2020 gang stand up. R.I.P. to H3H3

                            • Joan Vega
                              Joan Vega  2 weeks back

                              And Fantano had the nerve to name this masterpiece one of the worst songs of the decade... He’a a hack!!!

                              • politico storic
                                politico storic  2 weeks back

                                2020

                                • Ryan Hartley
                                  Ryan Hartley  2 weeks back

                                  How did I not see this video back in the day? It’s hilarious & why hasn’t anyone called the FBI about Patrice Wilson yet? I’m convinced.

                                  • Le Mangeur De Patates
                                    Le Mangeur De Patates  3 weeks back

                                    I just think the rainbow means cum

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                                    • Sandra Rall
                                      Sandra Rall  4 weeks back

                                      This is one of the creepiest conspiracies I've heard I'm scared and cant watch it in the dark

                                      • Brock TheRock
                                        Brock TheRock  4 weeks back

                                        Of course he also had somehting to do with "Friday" by Rebecca Black lmao

                                        • GodCh3rch
                                          GodCh3rch  4 weeks back

                                          wtf dude i legit watched this 5 years ago today holy shit

                                          • Matt Trollston
                                            Matt Trollston  4 weeks back

                                            Pushing over trashcans...

                                            Must be an antifa member

                                            • Kasey Johnson
                                              Kasey Johnson  4 weeks back

                                              I’m literally fucking crying 😂😂😂
                                              “I’m not gonna say it outright...”
                                              “He’s fingering a little girl dude!”

                                              • rubymeg
                                                rubymeg  4 weeks back

                                                Where the fudge is this child’s parent?

                                                • Benjamin Shurts
                                                  Benjamin Shurts  1 months back

                                                  hahahahahahaha

                                                  • DJ Apoctico
                                                    DJ Apoctico  1 months back

                                                    And people are mad at leafy. Shit is funny, but you’re a hippoccritucs

                                                    • Devon Sandage
                                                      Devon Sandage  1 months back

                                                      Ff

                                                      • OBJECTION OVER-RULED
                                                        OBJECTION OVER-RULED  2 months back

                                                        Chinese food is disgusting

                                                        • Анастасия Сенцова

                                                          3:10 yuck ethan is a creep pedophile gross I'm reporting this

                                                          • Jaziel Morales
                                                            Jaziel Morales  2 months back

                                                            Couple of key points in this vid,
                                                            1:29
                                                            7:30
                                                            9:40

                                                            • J Cub
                                                              J Cub  2 months back

                                                              I think "Chinese food" is an analogy for children

                                                              • forjunk mofo
                                                                forjunk mofo  2 months back

                                                                6:11 When your mom busts in on you mid fap sesh and you start to climax...

                                                                • avery wong
                                                                  avery wong  2 months back

                                                                  she really likes chow-mein chow-m-m-m-m-mein!

                                                                  • Ostkreutz Rox
                                                                    Ostkreutz Rox  2 months back

                                                                    "Bitch you don't go clubbing, you're eight"
                                                                    *Burn*

                                                                    • palabrajot505
                                                                      palabrajot505  2 months back

                                                                      The Chinese restaurant in this video was the go-to caterer for Jeffrey Epstein's parties.

                                                                      • Mary Browns
                                                                        Mary Browns  2 months back

                                                                        *BITCH YOU DONT GO CLUBBING UR 8*

                                                                        • TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans
                                                                          TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans  2 months back

                                                                          So many red flags. Yikes.

                                                                          • Sam Conrad
                                                                            Sam Conrad  2 months back

                                                                            My culture is not your panda suit

                                                                            • My Name
                                                                              My Name  2 months back

                                                                              This all makes sense except black is not a color 11:02

                                                                              • plankro8
                                                                                plankro8  2 months back

                                                                                I really hate to tell you Eman but you missed the mark here. At around 1018 the pedophile walks down the stairs. The message here is that it’s his house… Look at what he’s doing he’s walking down the stairs leading her walking her out. The insinuation is that he’s so successful that of course he has this mansion and you’re just supposed to know that because now we know that it’s Patrice under that head. It’s no longer a fantasy that it’s just her friend that she met in the Chinese food dungeon, indeed that is Patrice, doing the walk of shame with this girl… and because she’s the one that’s tripping that’s precisely the moment that she passes out and doesn’t remember about how she got out of the mansion or what happened to the panda so of course it’s just rocket into the sky as she went back in and the rainbows are of course smashing her head on the tile… Patrice is a sick bastard piece of shit garbage ass dude amen

                                                                                • Scott Wolfe
                                                                                  Scott Wolfe  3 months back

                                                                                  This dude is 💯 pedo.. and proud.. .. wt?

                                                                                  • Slamblaster
                                                                                    Slamblaster  3 months back

                                                                                    TIL Alison Gold turns 18 a little before next summer

                                                                                    • Unusual Nightcore
                                                                                      Unusual Nightcore  3 months back

                                                                                      She's holding the chopstick wrong

                                                                                      • Jesse Danielle
                                                                                        Jesse Danielle  3 months back

                                                                                        I love Ethan lol.

                                                                                        • Jesse Danielle
                                                                                          Jesse Danielle  3 months back

                                                                                          I know I’m late but I just found this video not to long ago. It was an instant favorite.

                                                                                          • Swole Mite
                                                                                            Swole Mite  2 months back

                                                                                            Jesse Danielle Better late than never

                                                                                        • Lemur Steaks
                                                                                          Lemur Steaks  3 months back

                                                                                          Was that not Japanese there at the end?

                                                                                          • Sovereign Snorlax
                                                                                            Sovereign Snorlax  3 months back

                                                                                            There is nothing racist about this video whatsoever, pedophilic yes racist no. Cultural appropriation is a load of bullshit. Disappointed in you once again.

                                                                                            • Sovereign Snorlax
                                                                                              Sovereign Snorlax  3 months back

                                                                                              @GGG That the black guy is racist? How

                                                                                            • GGG
                                                                                              GGG  3 months back

                                                                                              @Sovereign Snorlax its kind of implied with his tone and body language

                                                                                            • Sovereign Snorlax
                                                                                              Sovereign Snorlax  3 months back

                                                                                              @GGG No one said it was.

                                                                                            • GGG
                                                                                              GGG  3 months back

                                                                                              @Sovereign Snorlax its probably not that serious

                                                                                            • Sovereign Snorlax
                                                                                              Sovereign Snorlax  3 months back

                                                                                              @GGG What else would he be referring to as racist?

                                                                                          • Sovereign Snorlax
                                                                                            Sovereign Snorlax  3 months back

                                                                                            Honestly this song is *FUCKING FIRE*