Chopped Salami Grilled Cheese - You Suck at Cooking (episode 93)

  • Published: 31 July 2019
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    That measuring cup or bowl doesn't have to be cold. In fact, it's almost certainly better if it is not.

    So shred around a cup of cheddar
    Chop up some salami
    Chop up a dill pickle
    Add a teaspoon of dijon
    Add a squirt of hot sauce
    Fangjangle it
    Don’t worry about the ratios too much even though the ones I described are perfect
    If you like a thinner sandwich, you might want to shred around 1.5 cups of cheese and make two
    If you like a thicker sandwich, make something else because melted cheese usually has to obey the laws of physics
    Butter one side of each slice of bread, hock in that cheese mixture, then cook it low and slow until it’s golden brown and melted.
    If anyone tries to tell you it’s a melt and not a grilled cheese, never speak to them again.
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Comments • 3 177

  • Goodness
    Goodness  1 hours back


    • Epicmonk117
      Epicmonk117  21 hours back

      Can the cat has a little salami?

      • marlene katz
        marlene katz  1 days back

        I just subscribed. I had to. I don't know

        • marlene katz
          marlene katz  1 days back

          LOL! My first time here. Enjoying it.

          • Kieron Tony Page
            Kieron Tony Page  1 days back

            Try sewer pickles next time they give greater depth of flavour

            • Viruliant
              Viruliant  2 days back

              My top three favorite colors

              • Robert Kenobi
                Robert Kenobi  3 days back

                So, hows Campari and Jameson?

                • kj 0000
                  kj 0000  3 days back

                  first time here I'm high as fuck what's going on hahahaha

                  • Rare Rewards
                    Rare Rewards  3 days back

                    ”Then, you, wanna, grab, that, salami”

                    ”Then, you, wanna, grab, that... nOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

                    • greg oleson
                      greg oleson  3 days back

                      Dude definate beer food sandwich

                      • Kathakali Mandal
                        Kathakali Mandal  4 days back

                        Yeah you are growing pot in your yard we get it

                        • Phitthawat Inthavong
                          Phitthawat Inthavong  4 days back

                          Im imagining a 5 year old watching this and believing every side bs that is mentioned lmfao

                          • melissa comer
                            melissa comer  4 days back

                            Screw the sandwich. I'd like to see some more of his cute poopers then eat the sandwich.

                            • Lord Mod Kat
                              Lord Mod Kat  4 days back

                              My favorite color is Salami.

                              • Alan Hale
                                Alan Hale  4 days back

                                Just clicked on this video to let you know that that thumbnail looks terrible...

                                • Chazzy9
                                  Chazzy9  4 days back

                                  Damm did you really blure your dogs name, so you're against animal rights?

                                  • Michael Washburn
                                    Michael Washburn  6 days back

                                    This is my spirit channel.

                                    • cory skipper
                                      cory skipper  7 days back

                                      That was some funny stuff. Out of the box style delivery. So tired of the others and their stuck up ways.

                                      • Jackson Casper
                                        Jackson Casper  7 days back

                                        This is a tiny bit like a cubano

                                        • Paul Aguirre
                                          Paul Aguirre  1 weeks back

                                          i laughed way too much

                                          • S. Star
                                            S. Star  1 weeks back

                                            Salmon and cheddar?

                                            • trina h
                                              trina h  1 weeks back

                                              Hahaha the bread handing on the clothes line hahahha love that

                                              • None Yourbiddness
                                                None Yourbiddness  1 weeks back

                                                Fake orange colored fake cheese? So you made a Oil and grease something? You nailed the title, it fits you to a T. 🤦‍♂️

                                                • fred
                                                  fred  1 weeks back

                                                  Looks like puke.........

                                                  • solar clapson
                                                    solar clapson  1 weeks back


                                                    • Liopergon SD
                                                      Liopergon SD  1 weeks back


                                                      • Stcky Fngrs
                                                        Stcky Fngrs  1 weeks back

                                                        Iz trippy mayne

                                                        • mattachine
                                                          mattachine  1 weeks back

                                                          I bet green chiles would be a good substitution for the pickles.

                                                          • T AN
                                                            T AN  1 weeks back

                                                            Funny asf. Love it subbed.

                                                            • Fireoncityy
                                                              Fireoncityy  1 weeks back

                                                              Oh shit

                                                              • 7.3L
                                                                7.3L  1 weeks back

                                                                Cylindrical teeth. The mental image for that brings me discomfort.

                                                                • DmaxHd
                                                                  DmaxHd  1 weeks back

                                                                  Thats a wierd ass cheese grater .

                                                                  • 40ozbeerbellydude
                                                                    40ozbeerbellydude  1 weeks back

                                                                    I'm super stoned and having a really hard time trying to follow the instructions on how to make this

                                                                    • axel rewop
                                                                      axel rewop  1 weeks back

                                                                      It does not have bacon thus it cannot be perfect

                                                                      • K eee hi
                                                                        K eee hi  2 weeks back

                                                                        Ur intro is so bad man

                                                                        • D.Cashmere Loves
                                                                          D.Cashmere Loves  2 weeks back

                                                                          I am buying your sucky cook book because you dont suck at all and my guys will really like it 🤗

                                                                          • Vintage Beats
                                                                            Vintage Beats  2 weeks back

                                                                            This guy has mannequin hands

                                                                            • BMW W.
                                                                              BMW W.  2 weeks back

                                                                              Imagine you look over your neighbors fence and he's hanging up post on a clothesline. What the hell

                                                                              • Fastism
                                                                                Fastism  2 weeks back


                                                                                • Zach Johnson
                                                                                  Zach Johnson  2 weeks back

                                                                                  This guy is the bobby duke of cooking!!

                                                                                  • Brandon Kuykendall
                                                                                    Brandon Kuykendall  2 weeks back

                                                                                    why are there dogs

                                                                                    • Vandal Savage
                                                                                      Vandal Savage  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Glad I was high before I watched this....

                                                                                      • walmart brand kurt cobain

                                                                                        can a cat have little a of this sandwich for a treat

                                                                                        • WaffleCookies
                                                                                          WaffleCookies  2 weeks back

                                                                                          That honestly looks good as shit

                                                                                          • AJ Bigfoot
                                                                                            AJ Bigfoot  2 weeks back

                                                                                            salami is my favorite color.

                                                                                            • The Basic Bee
                                                                                              The Basic Bee  3 weeks back

                                                                                              Can cats have this?

                                                                                              • Adam
                                                                                                Adam  3 weeks back

                                                                                                This guys personality is basically mtv from the 90s encapsulated.

                                                                                                • Raj
                                                                                                  Raj  3 weeks back

                                                                                                  How about a vegetarian version of this