Dave Chappelle Learned The Care Bear Stare | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Published: 23 December 2019
  • Dave Chappelle witnessed the space shuttle disaster when he was a child and learned how to love from The Care Bears.

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Comments • 2 851

  • Skyflower 007
    Skyflower 007  3 hours back

    Shot love on sum1's chest ewwww

    • Ad Bad
      Ad Bad  1 days back

      4:33 that white girl didnt like that joke. Triggered

      • Jake Betts
        Jake Betts  1 days back

        How can you care about anything when you know about every god damn thing....profound statement from a comedic genius

        • Greg's Masochistic Comment Factory

          There's so much bad news, it's impossible to know how I feel. I turned to Dave Chappelle talking about The Care Bear Stare. Help. Me! Kenneth Starr is deconstructing impeachment. Kobe is gone. Weed is legal but people are still in jail. Help. Me!

          #DaveChappelle

          • franky prime
            franky prime  2 days back

            Crazy... rip kobe.

            • Kim Thames
              Kim Thames  3 days back

              Too bad Dave is so vulgar

              • yeeta bix
                yeeta bix  3 days back

                Chappele woke af

                • Black Baby Jesus
                  Black Baby Jesus  3 days back

                  Never have I ever thought I would hear Dave Chappelle say care bear stare

                  • Karl Caton
                    Karl Caton  3 days back

                    Dave is the best comedian ever, here in England we have no comedian even a quarter of his talent ...........

                    • ryanoco7
                      ryanoco7  4 days back

                      Q comments praising his ass for no reason

                      • pork sinigang
                        pork sinigang  4 days back

                        We are trained to care. Lol

                        • the silly panda army
                          the silly panda army  5 days back

                          0:15 and someone in the audience takes out his phone lol

                          • Future and Beyond
                            Future and Beyond  6 days back

                            Dave Chapelle Tickets!!! SC!!! JAN 29&30 https://www.yang2020.com/chappelle/

                            • NANXC
                              NANXC  1 weeks back

                              Only Chappelle can make the Care bears seem cool!

                              • BR
                                BR  1 weeks back

                                All of that just to set em up for that last punchline. Brilliant

                                • Dean Tait
                                  Dean Tait  1 weeks back

                                  The Age of Too MUCH INFORMATION and TOO LITTLE TRUTH!

                                  • negra lopez
                                    negra lopez  1 weeks back

                                    I remember that on live TV

                                    • Love Me
                                      Love Me  1 weeks back

                                      😂🤣You gotta Google shit I've lived through...

                                      • Leech
                                        Leech  1 weeks back

                                        *Sex-selective abortion (terminating a pregnancy based upon the predicted sex of the infant)*
                                        *Abortion Fetish (love to breed just to abort the child)*
                                        *Not knowing you're pregnant (ditzy)*
                                        *Not ready for a child (dumb)*
                                        *But it felt sooo good (hedonism)*

                                        So many ways people abort babies. The least heinous of them all is if the person was raped and didn't want the child. Most orphaned kids get adopted (about 70%).

                                        • bfjb70
                                          bfjb70  1 weeks back

                                          You gotta Google shit I lived through

                                          • Gavin Cook
                                            Gavin Cook  1 weeks back

                                            I can here that one fool laughing harder and louder than e everyone else around him. I guess he is proud of his achievement.

                                            • angela yan
                                              angela yan  1 weeks back

                                              Welcome to the #yanggang #davechappelle! You are the best

                                              • RandomGuyOriginal
                                                RandomGuyOriginal  1 weeks back

                                                Ok, boomer.

                                                • Jim Jim
                                                  Jim Jim  2 weeks back

                                                  Who cares? The care bears.
                                                  Who knows?

                                                  • Pendragon Love
                                                    Pendragon Love  2 weeks back

                                                    He shot LUST ...don’t understand why misogynistic men like him STILL call their SHOTS “love”... ?!

                                                  • bigjunior2
                                                    bigjunior2  2 weeks back

                                                    DC is poking fun at snowflakes generation of today, like they feel they knew everything but they dont, of how very fragile they are and doesn't know a shit about difficulties in life, caring for someone and everyone (not just making what they feel is so important), he even obliterates liberal agenda's like abortion, planned parenthood when it is actually not, its all laughable. also the care bear stare and shooting love out of their chest (in lay mans term is having a relationship that would last) is not possible nowadays because of these snowflakes, sjw's and all the MF'er liberals/socialist who are actually anti-socials.

                                                    • Gary Juffa
                                                      Gary Juffa  2 weeks back

                                                      I went to a school where we had radio sessions we would sit around and listen to..no TV..no electricity..I walked 2 hrs to my school and back..grew and sold vegetables with my Grandma at the market to make money for things we needed..but I had rivers to swim in and trees to climb and the best picnic spots..and I had lots of animal friends..today my kids have the basics..but I make sure they know to be grateful and mindful of those who don't...

                                                      • Slow-wipe
                                                        Slow-wipe  2 weeks back

                                                        all that for a cumshot joke

                                                        • Caleb Hallman
                                                          Caleb Hallman  2 weeks back

                                                          Guys ......... so are you telling me the ONLY point of this joke was to tell us that he nutted on some bitches titties?!?






                                                          this man is a genius!!

                                                          • Latesha Renee
                                                            Latesha Renee  2 weeks back

                                                            Dave Chappelle is a true Virgo!

                                                            • BLee Jr
                                                              BLee Jr  2 weeks back

                                                              Teaching powerful truths through comedy. Genius.

                                                              • dickthedestroyer
                                                                dickthedestroyer  2 weeks back

                                                                So rotten tomatoes got sour grapes over Dave Chapelle telling the truth about political things like Planned Parenthood lol

                                                                • Marcus-Aerilius Maximus

                                                                  He right....older people grew up before all this tech bs.....

                                                                  • Calm Dust
                                                                    Calm Dust  2 weeks back

                                                                    He masterly weaved talking about technology, crisis situations, nostalgia for good all times, and sex into a five minute conversation. That was both funny, sad, and cleverly spoken sexual innuendo.

                                                                    • NIKIMBO
                                                                      NIKIMBO  2 weeks back

                                                                      😁👍🏿👏🏿

                                                                      • Marcos Kavetsky
                                                                        Marcos Kavetsky  2 weeks back

                                                                        Genius comedian bro!!!

                                                                        • Jeremy Thelen
                                                                          Jeremy Thelen  2 weeks back

                                                                          I preferred Rainbow Brite, over the Care Bears.

                                                                          • KootFloris
                                                                            KootFloris  2 weeks back

                                                                            Suddenly them Christians have a point with their Tower of Babel story. Sadly many of them are masters of spin and thus part of the problem.

                                                                            • Jose V
                                                                              Jose V  2 weeks back

                                                                              We care, we care, we care!! Lol. Got yo be an oh to remember that

                                                                              • Get to the CHOPPAAA
                                                                                Get to the CHOPPAAA  2 weeks back

                                                                                Any other comedian has a bit about care bears and the audience is like "..."; dave chapelle does it and the audience is like "LOLOLOL"

                                                                                • Joshua Oubre
                                                                                  Joshua Oubre  2 weeks back

                                                                                  That wasn't funny...it was life altering

                                                                                  • Sassy Kathy
                                                                                    Sassy Kathy  2 weeks back

                                                                                    yang gang

                                                                                    • Ja frost
                                                                                      Ja frost  2 weeks back

                                                                                      i love that all the different generations are sitting around pointing fingers at each other but forgetting that we're al still alive and that all the current generations could have a shared legacy if they werent constantly arguing about whos the shittier generation and why. Its definitely all of the current living ones, we're all shit. If we weren't all shit, we wouldnt all be arguing about who's more shit.

                                                                                      • clip this
                                                                                        clip this  2 weeks back

                                                                                        "Take a break from technology"

                                                                                        Me *never seen the end of this stand-up

                                                                                        • bindian1k
                                                                                          bindian1k  2 weeks back

                                                                                          i wanted to just “ok boomer” but nah this dave chapelle

                                                                                          • bfjb70
                                                                                            bfjb70  1 weeks back

                                                                                            DOB 1973 is out of Boomer range

                                                                                        • lilaimyaherd1
                                                                                          lilaimyaherd1  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Yang Gang

                                                                                          • 0thman
                                                                                            0thman  2 weeks back

                                                                                            "it's the next best thing" 😂

                                                                                            • aeiyou U2B
                                                                                              aeiyou U2B  2 weeks back

                                                                                              My boy Brave Heart Lion ... I miss you.