News & Improved: Man Spots Long Lost Brother in Express Lane at Trader Joe's

  • Published: 08 January 2020
  • Jimmy came up with a technique to read the news by only looking at the photos and making up his own headlines.

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    News & Improved: Man Spots Long Lost Brother in Express Lane at Trader Joe's

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Comments • 55

  • Pat French
    Pat French  2 weeks back

    Lemme try another one. "Patriots Knocked Out By Titans." Headline could've been, "Wanna Feel Old? This is What Sam Malone Looks Like Today."

    • Pat French
      Pat French  3 weeks back

      Lemme try one. "Hockey Night in Canada ratings plummet after Don Cherry's Firing" with a picture of him. Headline could've been "Wanna feel old? This is what Old Man Marley looks like today."

      • The Godfather
        The Godfather  3 weeks back

        Jimmy you need a haircut. 😊

        • BaiAnNa2014 Twitter
          BaiAnNa2014 Twitter  3 weeks back

          @FallonTonight making captions for the soul, lol

          • BaiAnNa2014 Twitter
            BaiAnNa2014 Twitter  3 weeks back

            Schumer: how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Pop, LOL 🍭

            • EmperorNicholasNicholaiNiccolo JamestheGreatnesses

              To: my petty pettier pettiest pettily pettiness pettinesses Princess Jimena Fancifulnesses.XOXOXO When are you going to legally change your first n' middle names to gender girls names so that I can let you f*** me from front to back in my a** wearing a strap on without having to bend forwards or backwards for me before in the middle or after n' I'll Let you keep your clothes on the whole time n' make you not give me skin contact at all b/c no?

              • Misss Sabah arif wlsl
                Misss Sabah arif wlsl  3 weeks back

                I hate trump 😡

                • pizza steve
                  pizza steve  3 weeks back

                  That has got to be one of the top 10 thumbnails of all time

                  • Ayad Ali
                    Ayad Ali  3 weeks back

                    I’ve never heard of that band member’s voice but now that I have, I’m glad I did because what a voice he has!🤩🤩🤩

                    • Louise Éléonore Chaumont

                      please Jimmy💖can you do a Box of Lies with Millie Bobby Brown😊

                      • New Message
                        New Message  3 weeks back

                        That chip one was too close to home.

                        * crunch *

                        • Peter Schmalz
                          Peter Schmalz  3 weeks back

                          Thank goodness you act out the punchline I wouldn't get the joke if you didn't

                          • Adyaan Choudhury
                            Adyaan Choudhury  3 weeks back

                            Damn the roots are talented.

                            • Christian Mistian
                              Christian Mistian  3 weeks back

                              Mike pence’s face slowly morphs into an old man butthole

                              • Daniel Rieger
                                Daniel Rieger  3 weeks back

                                1:25 The Roots are the best

                                • Peter Walker
                                  Peter Walker  3 weeks back

                                  I think it's so easy not to understand or appreciate how good The Roots are... pick some random song, and they can play it immediately. Unbelievably talented!

                                • Nova Aree
                                  Nova Aree  3 weeks back

                                  Please don't fight between us

                                  • Mayberry Rebel
                                    Mayberry Rebel  3 weeks back

                                    I just feel the urge to point out that the lyrics are, "Come to my window. Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon. Come to my window, I'll be home soon."

                                    • Cedrick Angel
                                      Cedrick Angel  3 weeks back

                                      Everytime i see jimmy's video i hit a like

                                      • Ryan lex
                                        Ryan lex  3 weeks back

                                        Lefties media mock Boris Johnson. Now he won the election with majority of seats,popular vote and UK set to leave the EU by the end of January. Talk about karma is a bitch. I surprised the mainstream media(dominate by liberal) doesn't blame Russia for the election hacking 🤔😂😂😂😂

                                        • Anne Bradley
                                          Anne Bradley  3 weeks back

                                          Watch "News & Improved: Man Spots Long Lost Brother in Express Lane at Trader Joe's" on YouTube

                                          • danger 70010
                                            danger 70010  3 weeks back

                                            stop trump

                                            • Petra J.
                                              Petra J.  3 weeks back

                                              The Roots are awesome.

                                              • FaZe Dorito
                                                FaZe Dorito  3 weeks back

                                                I don't understand this seems talented though.

                                                • A A
                                                  A A  3 weeks back

                                                  Did you just wake up from cryotherapy bruh? This band is the Roots. 😳

                                              • THE PRINCESS FEBE ROMAULI H V E SIHOMBING FAMILY

                                                So sweet😂🥰❤️☺️😇🧚🏻‍♀️👍🏻.Happy New Years everybody My family in another country🥰🧚🏻‍♀️☺️😇❤️

                                                • Terra An
                                                  Terra An  3 weeks back

                                                  Saved by the band never seen that before

                                                  • Zachary Rule
                                                    Zachary Rule  3 weeks back

                                                    Tell Jennifer lawrence shes the best bro from zach

                                                    • Zeno Uchiha
                                                      Zeno Uchiha  3 weeks back


                                                      • Donald Trump
                                                        Donald Trump  3 weeks back

                                                        Remember when I let you ruffle your hair ? Now you're going to RUB your tongue around my hairy balls

                                                        • Gypsy Road
                                                          Gypsy Road  3 weeks back

                                                          I feel like I have the Mandela Effect because I hear to same old story about our government everyday! Life please save me?

                                                          • Shawn
                                                            Shawn  3 weeks back

                                                            Gypsy Road except everyday it’s different

                                                        • Bharti Shingare
                                                          Bharti Shingare  3 weeks back

                                                          I'm the First one to comment

                                                          • Kim Kemeys
                                                            Kim Kemeys  3 weeks back

                                                            Pence is wonder what sex feels like.

                                                            • Arian
                                                              Arian  3 weeks back

                                                              who is the most crazy president in the world?

                                                              • [ضرة الخراميز ]

                                                                From Iraq 🇮🇶

                                                                • YESSYESS YO!
                                                                  YESSYESS YO!  3 weeks back

                                                                  Fvck Trump

                                                                  • DBZFan2
                                                                    DBZFan2  2 weeks back

                                                                    Typical freeloading bernie supporter 😂

                                                                • Smile !
                                                                  Smile !  3 weeks back


                                                                  • stone r
                                                                    stone r  3 weeks back

                                                                    i need to be in a news headline just so jimmy can roast it

                                                                    • Jof Kamigla Regidor
                                                                      Jof Kamigla Regidor  3 weeks back

                                                                      oh it's only been 3 minutes since they posted so that means that the comments right now suck i'll come back later :))

                                                                      • Stefanny's Life
                                                                        Stefanny's Life  3 weeks back


                                                                        • SuperChiko4000
                                                                          SuperChiko4000  3 weeks back

                                                                          This is a beautiful video 🔥🔥⭐🌟🌟

                                                                          • Sarthak Arya
                                                                            Sarthak Arya  3 weeks back


                                                                            • AMRUTA RANADE
                                                                              AMRUTA RANADE  3 weeks back


                                                                              I got 2 likes ööÖ

                                                                              • Alonely Sad
                                                                                Alonely Sad  3 weeks back


                                                                                • next january
                                                                                  next january  3 weeks back

                                                                                  i make music i need new listeners!>? :)

                                                                                  • Shad
                                                                                    Shad  3 weeks back

                                                                                    next january you are fucking trash bro

                                                                                • Megan Eilish
                                                                                  Megan Eilish  3 weeks back

                                                                                  56 second after published it 😂❤

                                                                                • Bayan Telfah
                                                                                  Bayan Telfah  3 weeks back


                                                                                  • Victor Oropeza
                                                                                    Victor Oropeza  3 weeks back