Deluxe Cheese and Crackers - You Suck at Cooking (episode 6)

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  • Published: 15 May 2015
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    Let’s all hold hands and revel in how cheese tastes good against the crispy backdrop of a well made cracker. And even a poorly made one that just crumbles when you bite it.

    Opening song: https://soundcloud.com/yousuckatcooking/you-suck-at-cooking-episode-6-opening-song-1
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Comments • 1 896

  • Mohamed Bhelil
    Mohamed Bhelil  2 days back

    4 years later, still the best YSAC opening I’ve seen!

    • GRN H0mic1de
      GRN H0mic1de  1 weeks back

      You can tell English is his second language due to mid pronunciations such as onion he says oven he has gotten soo much better.

    • Denise T
      Denise T  2 weeks back

      So much negativity in your attempt to be edgy. I challenge you to make a video that's upbeat and inspiring.

      • The Goodest Boye
        The Goodest Boye  2 days back

        these are old videos. the newer ones are less edgy

    • Lord k.Gaimiz
      Lord k.Gaimiz  2 weeks back

      Thank you 0:00 to 0:47

      • Chronos
        Chronos  2 weeks back

        Jokes on you h8er, I am time! I can travel through me all I want

        • Tankkizzle
          Tankkizzle  2 weeks back

          Came for the food recipe...

          Left my feels at the intro....

          • JiaKK
            JiaKK  2 weeks back

            I suck at everything lmao

            • msmity63
              msmity63  2 weeks back

              oh hi

              • TDS_ Nabs
                TDS_ Nabs  3 weeks back

                intro to short! Please make it longer, thank you !

                • Más ó Menos
                  Más ó Menos  3 weeks back

                  Friendship Resignation Form

                  Dear Soon To Be Former Friend,

                  Due to recent events involving the exposure of your poor taste in Deluxe Cheese and Crackers, our once beautiful friendship, frequently punctuated by the mutual enjoyment of snacks, has now been shattered. A strong friendship can not be built upon the weak foundation of substandard taste buds and I am no longer in a position to pretend.

                  Pretending is for children.

                  If, at a future time, you come to realize that a thin cracker, with a slice of triple cream brie, a slab of avocado, and a sprinkling of green onion, along with a dash of salt and pepper (or nutmeg or clove), is among the many wonderful taste sensations that a human can experience, you may apply for a Friendship Reignition. While it cannot be guaranteed, an offering in the form of an improvised modern dance piece, in a skin tone body suit, set to the music of Enya, while covered in mustard, will go a long way toward my personal amusement.

                  Please meet me at the bridge at 6:37 p.m. for the Friendship Resignation Ceremony. Wear tight shorts, a yellow shirt, bring a witness and a head of iceberg lettuce.

                  Regretfully,

                  ____________________

                  • Ali Hamza
                    Ali Hamza  3 weeks back

                    The intro actually made me lose brain cells

                    • Steven
                      Steven  3 weeks back

                      Intro Lyrics:
                      You suck at cooking and you suck at a whole bunch of things that I'm not going to list off right here on account of the fact that I don't really wanna make you look bad in front of your friends, and also on the count of the fact that I don't know you in real life which makes it really kinda difficult to get into specifics but if I had to speculate then I would probably say that you suck at crochet and also building a jet and you probably can't fly a helicopter yet and you suck at traveling through time or putting on your pants two legs at a time but maybe we could hang out so that I could get a better sense of what you really suck at so I could better criticize you in a meaningful way without random speculation because generalizations don't hold up under the circurstance and all my credibility is on the line so call me sometime yeah you totally suck.

                      • Matt Sargent
                        Matt Sargent  3 weeks back

                        the intro had me fucking dying lmao

                        • Chocolate Noob
                          Chocolate Noob  3 weeks back

                          I can’t fly a helicopter but I’m pretty sure my dad can because helicopters are pretty slow, and it’s taking him a long time to get back.

                          • Araknair
                            Araknair  3 weeks back

                            I might need that resignation form

                            • BoDuke2 the original
                              BoDuke2 the original  3 weeks back

                              0:50 and that’s one sin for a long intro (Cinemasins pun)

                              • woofpoof Dooley
                                woofpoof Dooley  4 weeks back

                                That was aggressive

                                • Julio Calderon
                                  Julio Calderon  1 months back

                                  The intro was 🔥

                                  • Funstar Frefty
                                    Funstar Frefty  1 months back

                                    The intro was right about me 😭

                                    • Stop-Motion Studios
                                      Stop-Motion Studios  1 months back

                                      I put my pants 2 legs at a time

                                      • thanus 69
                                        thanus 69  1 months back

                                        I can fly a helicopter

                                        • Joe Smith
                                          Joe Smith  1 months back

                                          Poor Devin..

                                          • Angelus Alvus
                                            Angelus Alvus  1 months back

                                            at 0:27 you took a breath! You cheated!
                                            Seriously now, your channel is awsome

                                            • lmoao xd
                                              lmoao xd  1 months back

                                              Holy shit that intro

                                              • Gamer Cat
                                                Gamer Cat  1 months back

                                                I can't fly a jet but i can fly a Cessna 172 Skyhawk. so HAAAAAHAHAHAHHAA

                                                • S0und 0f Death
                                                  S0und 0f Death  1 months back

                                                  YOUR MOM

                                                  • Jamzter777
                                                    Jamzter777  2 months back

                                                    I wanna be friends *cri*

                                                    • Fire Fox
                                                      Fire Fox  2 months back

                                                      I feel bad for Devon in all the videos

                                                      • illuminati
                                                        illuminati  2 months back

                                                        0:00
                                                        top 10 rappers eminem is afraid to diss

                                                      • Ms Freakshow
                                                        Ms Freakshow  2 months back

                                                        "Probably can't fly a helicopter (yet)"

                                                        See you in ten years YSAC I'm gonna blow up your house

                                                        • Dan Playz
                                                          Dan Playz  2 months back

                                                          Me: *singing You suck at cooking and you suck-
                                                          Me: why is there a pause?
                                                          *diss track plays
                                                          Me: oh hell naw

                                                          • hush m8
                                                            hush m8  2 months back

                                                            Why you so mean to Devon

                                                            • Dio Joestar
                                                              Dio Joestar  2 months back

                                                              I watched this to laugh but got fucking dissed instead

                                                              • Jiggly Naut
                                                                Jiggly Naut  2 months back

                                                                This man owns a mf ratchet but not a hammer?

                                                                • EU Meme Police
                                                                  EU Meme Police  2 months back

                                                                  eve ti lajk buraz

                                                                  • TheZanzibarMan
                                                                    TheZanzibarMan  2 months back

                                                                    Fucking Devon

                                                                    • Dani Smith
                                                                      Dani Smith  2 months back

                                                                      that intro, though

                                                                      • YEE YEE JUICE
                                                                        YEE YEE JUICE  2 months back

                                                                        Where tf is the free bouncy ball that comes with the avocado?

                                                                        • Yves Page ツ
                                                                          Yves Page ツ  3 months back

                                                                          tour the nest rqpper

                                                                          • Kevin Coates
                                                                            Kevin Coates  3 months back

                                                                            Jokes on you, I can fly a helicopter... but that's it, I can fly it but not use any of the instruments...

                                                                            • Faiien Wings
                                                                              Faiien Wings  3 months back

                                                                              Sad hours when you're allergic to onion 😭

                                                                              • Toast My Butter
                                                                                Toast My Butter  3 months back

                                                                                The thought of him seeing a random ladybug and thinking “that would be a great outro”

                                                                                • Kayan Y.
                                                                                  Kayan Y.  3 months back

                                                                                  I use the crochet extra arms that I made to help me build a jet while I fly a plane and inventing time travel Tony Stark style, excuse you.

                                                                                  • JoZué AM
                                                                                    JoZué AM  3 months back

                                                                                    You suck at cutting an Avocado

                                                                                    • Team Cringe
                                                                                      Team Cringe  3 months back

                                                                                      Intro was to short

                                                                                      • Katherine Madaras
                                                                                        Katherine Madaras  3 months back

                                                                                        I enjoyed this intro

                                                                                        • Justin Ferrer
                                                                                          Justin Ferrer  3 months back

                                                                                          Damnn just dayumm that intro tho