Joe Rogan Shares Cringe-Inducing Dick Injury Stories

  • Published: 12 July 2019
  • Taken from JRE MMA Show #70 with Aljamain Sterling:

Comments • 150

  • Anuj Mohil
    Anuj Mohil  4 months back

    Joe “Diamond Cup” Rogan

    • Eddy
      Eddy  4 months back

      I volleyed a small football point blank with power into my cousins nuts when we were younger, it still makes me laugh how completely & utterly fucked he was from it, at first I thought we were going to have to get him to hospital the agony he was in, that pain relented after a minute or 2 but he was still on the floor for a good 7/8 minutes afterwards groaning & moaning.

      • JPMcFlyFeelsTheBern
        JPMcFlyFeelsTheBern  5 months back

        Jamie's baseball coach theories:
        1. kicked him in the nuts
        2. made him do something that inadvertantly led to him injuring his dick and/or balls
        3. anything else I haven't thought of lol

        • Darr Whyask
          Darr Whyask  5 months back

          Just remember boys, the first guy to say "no homo" *isn't.*

          • Bryce Sterling
            Bryce Sterling  5 months back

            can jamie be on the podcast please

            • woodyfive0
              woodyfive0  5 months back

              Joe “my dick isn’t as big as this guys” Rogan

              • Kyle mciver
                Kyle mciver  5 months back

                Goddamnit Epstein, you made joes dick bleed

                • Viswajit Nair
                  Viswajit Nair  5 months back

                  This was an uncomfortable yet funny watch

                  • Atom Manhattan
                    Atom Manhattan  5 months back

                    I'm a big dude...when my Mother took me to buy my first cup for football in the eighth grade I told her it wasn't big enough. She scoffed, and I had to wear a cup that was too small the entire season.

                    • Mihai Gabriel
                      Mihai Gabriel  5 months back

                      joe 03:16 using scientific study

                      • Nick Amato
                        Nick Amato  5 months back

                        joe”i knew it was all just dick blood” rogn

                        • McNugget Fan
                          McNugget Fan  5 months back

                          Okay Mandingo, we have a real anaconda over here, chill

                          • ANDIKEBAD
                            ANDIKEBAD  5 months back

                            Poor Jamie “My baseball coach when I was younger...... “ 😌

                            • Colin Bobick
                              Colin Bobick  5 months back

                              In high school I went on a deep single leg on my friend during practice, when I pulled him down he went to his back(he was just coming off an ankle injury so we were going easy) and once I saw he went to his back I went to hop to the side to finish the move for back points and he happened to lift his knee and when I jumped I landed straight on his knee dick first. My nuts swelled up like basketballs. One of many but I won’t forget it. Felt like the life got pulled out of me for at least 10 minutes before I got my bearing back.

                              • Zacch Canavan
                                Zacch Canavan  5 months back

                                Man, joes junk has been fucked up pretty bad. But,Like a legend. he just keeps on cumming back.

                                • John Banks
                                  John Banks  5 months back

                                  Joe “I Knew It Was Just Dick Blood” Rogan

                                  • Howzer The man
                                    Howzer The man  5 months back

                                    My ex girlfriend was into horse riding and was telling me how one of the stableboys got kicked in the crotch off a horse and he ended up having to have serveral surgerys and eventually lost one of his testicles.

                                    • phil bartlett
                                      phil bartlett  5 months back

                                      Smashed my nuts on bmx trying to grind handrail a few years back, same thing happened, swole up and turned black for a week lol

                                      • aye gee
                                        aye gee  5 months back

                                        Joe jock strap rogan

                                        • The Pig Man Lives
                                          The Pig Man Lives  5 months back

                                          Joe “my Dick is bleeding” Rogan

                                          • NPC #1997
                                            NPC #1997  5 months back

                                            Щ фь кшьввщфь тон

                                            • Bruce Wayne
                                              Bruce Wayne  5 months back

                                              Joe, my dick doesn't work thanks to DMT, Rogan.

                                              • Jah Eerie
                                                Jah Eerie  5 months back

                                                I did the same - swollen nuts are no joke.
                                                And laughing is not an option 😱

                                                • Brendan Connelly
                                                  Brendan Connelly  5 months back

                                                  "So my Baseball Coach..."

                                                  • StagHead
                                                    StagHead  5 months back

                                                    What the fuck😂😂😂

                                                    • northpappyflappy
                                                      northpappyflappy  5 months back

                                                      Dick>Nose IMO

                                                      • James Fleischmann
                                                        James Fleischmann  5 months back

                                                        LOLOL..Treat my dick like my nose..LOLOLOL

                                                        • BuckfastConsumer
                                                          BuckfastConsumer  5 months back

                                                          Vote up if you want jamie to be a guest

                                                          • Ninety Nine
                                                            Ninety Nine  5 months back

                                                            Henry don't got a dick he's got a gold medal down there.......

                                                            • I do buisness
                                                              I do buisness  5 months back

                                                              Get ngannou on the podcast

                                                              • kerrintonthomas
                                                                kerrintonthomas  5 months back

                                                                Why the black guy gotta have the smallest junk in the room 🤦🏾‍♂️

                                                                • mihajlo525
                                                                  mihajlo525  5 months back

                                                                  "I knew it was all just Dick blood".
                                                                  Technically all the blood in your body is dick blood.

                                                                  • Zinho9
                                                                    Zinho9  5 months back

                                                                    When I played baseball and tried to wear a cup, I just couldn't do it. At 3rd base that was probably the 2nd most important position to wear one besides the catcher. Uncomfortable as fuck and kept getting caught in my pubes. You might say I should have trimmed them. Hindsight is 20/20. Never got hit in the nuts though luckily.

                                                                    • rushiop rusho
                                                                      rushiop rusho  5 months back

                                                                      After a jiujitsu class I got home and pissed red, I still don't know if it was blood or it was the beetroot I eated at lunch, still went to the hospital to check if I had blood in my piss, all negative. Still I kind of freak out a little bit.

                                                                      • stone cold stoner 420
                                                                        stone cold stoner 420  5 months back

                                                                        Hello freak bitches

                                                                        • Lucas
                                                                          Lucas  5 months back

                                                                          Joe "chicken embryos in my toilet bowl" Rogan

                                                                          • Gideon Amare
                                                                            Gideon Amare  5 months back

                                                                            Jesus christ i finally bought a cup after getting bagged twice during kickboxing sparring yesterday, but after hearing the horror stories of accidents despite having one i'm scared as hell

                                                                            • Kevin Murphy
                                                                              Kevin Murphy  5 months back

                                                                              Joe "well for me, it fits perfect" Rogan

                                                                              • JohnDaWhale3
                                                                                JohnDaWhale3  5 months back

                                                                                1:16 "You're trying to say your dick's too big-I understand...I understand..."

                                                                                Joe desperately trying to convince us that he has a big dick...

                                                                                • Jimmy Kimber
                                                                                  Jimmy Kimber  5 months back

                                                                                  needs to be a toon

                                                                                  • Ned Zienius
                                                                                    Ned Zienius  5 months back

                                                                                    "had to jerk off to make sure it works"

                                                                                    • Smith-Mundts Modernization Act (Look into it)

                                                                                      Scott Epstein... is this like Joe's low key way of telling us who put it in his butt?

                                                                                      • Jevon Burke
                                                                                        Jevon Burke  5 months back

                                                                                        Has Aljo been smokin lol...

                                                                                        • Skosh
                                                                                          Skosh  5 months back

                                                                                          "I have a bigger dick than Francis Ngannou" - Henry "Big Cup" Cejudo

                                                                                          • Central Intelligence Agency

                                                                                            Yeah I feel like I’m gonna throw up hearing that fuck me

                                                                                            • andrew salazar
                                                                                              andrew salazar  5 months back

                                                                                              Joe “nose and dick are the same” Rogan

                                                                                              • Ace Of Clubs
                                                                                                Ace Of Clubs  5 months back

                                                                                                Joe "As long as I can shoot a load everything is alright" Rogan

                                                                                                • Dreaming Life
                                                                                                  Dreaming Life  5 months back

                                                                                                  So it's true, men bleed sometimes, too.