What Really Happened to Jeffrey Epstein? | Joe Rogan and Tom Papa

  • Published: 13 August 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1333 w/Tom Papa: https://youtu.be/ck5dsmTs3K4

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  • Andrew Howden
    Andrew Howden  3 days back

    I've been seeing this guy around town this week that I've never seen before, walking around waving his arm back and forth like a real wackjob, muttering things under his breath, I think he might have still been stuck in a heated argument from 20 years ago or something... Anyway, at first glance I was somehow immediately able to recognize this stranger as a face I'd seen somewhere once before... and then before I could even allow the confusion to consume my memories for the next couple of hours or so, it dawned on me that the unusually-mannered man I just saw looked like Jeffrey Epstein... not the look of Epstein being a wealthy, billionaire pimp, but rather the look of one of those Epstein mugshots... Nope. No way, Epstein may not have killed himself, but he defnitely didn't fake his own death and move to my town posing as a homeless crazy guy whose wife left him twenty years ago... No, it's more likely that he was killed like the conspiracy theories say... but isn't there an "Epstein's still alive!" conspiracy theory? Hmmm.
    A couple more days go by, and I see him this time across the road from me waiting for a bus, no longer arguing with his past, it seems he had given up on that. Studying his face to put my suspicions to rest, I knew it would not be much longer before the bus would arrive. With the occasional drag of a cigarette, I'd glance over, my sunglasses perfectly conceal my gaze, I could've stared straight into his soul and he wouldn't have ever made eye contact with me, but wait... oh no... my girlfriend askes who I am looking at, begins accusing me of pleasuring my eyes and delighting them with the physique of another lady, her voice getting more louder and louder with each accusation, people have started turning around to inspect all of the commotion, please, PLEASE NO. Not Epstein, don't you turn around and look, you just keep double and triple checking the bus times, good, gooood, that's the way, it's quietening down now, seems like the end of the commotion, I almost felt like I had total control of his mind, so long as I kept his eyes locked on that bus timetable I would never be compromised by having any recognizable facial imaging stored in his brain. I was still in the clear, so I kept on analyzing his facial features as suddenly many more people begin to arrive for the bus, it's a whole crowd over there now. 20 faces blending together, now there actually is a quality looking female specimen to delight my eyes, there's another hottie, wow damn look at her! I'm finding it hsrd to maintain my focus... Where's Epstein?! I've completely failed at matching the man's face with the real Epstein, and now I've lost him, God damn it, arrrgggghhh! WAIT! An arm waves up and I hear a voice crying out, "WE CAN SAVE OUR MARRIAGE!"... it's Epstein, I see him now, he barges through a mob of crackheads, hot chicks, and really slow and nearly deaf old ladies, reaching the front of the crowd. "I'M FIRST!", he righteously proclaims, justifiable as he was the first one to wait at the bus stop. I would've felt like doing the same thing. Ha... that Jeffrey Epstein bloke's not too bad of a bloke actually, he has impressed me with his "zero fucks given" attitude over there at the bus stop. Yes. I kind of admire him. I'd like to have a beer with him. I turn to ask my girl if she'd like to invite Jeffrey Epstein over for a beer. She asks, who's Jeffrey Epstein, I say, just a really cool dude that just moved into town. She accuses me of being gay with some new guy in town, "who the fuck is Jeffrey?!" She scares me a little, I am crumbling under pressure, I can feel the burn of more than 100 sets of eyes, I feel retarded now, and can't bare to check to see if a set of those burning eyeballs belong to Jeffrey Epstein... For some weird reason being gay got everybody's attention, especially Jeffrey Epstein, who I turn to see has already locked eyes with me. My sunglasses are rendered useless now, how could this be, they are my shield, they always work, but not this time. Jeffrey Epstein knows I'm looking at him, and he knows I know he's looking at me. I'd say 'twas a death stare, but I thought this guy was already dead. Can anybody kill Jeffrey Epstein? The bus arrives, my last chance, I yell to one of the old ladies, "PUSH HIM! MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE!"... It's too late, she's too slow and nearly deaf, I don't think she even heard me, but Jeffrey Epstein clearly did. He knows I'm on to him, I can see it in his eyes, I take my sunglasses off as he steps on to the bus, he slowly makes his way to one of the vacant seats, still holding eye contact with me the whole way to his seat, before the bus leaves, a middle finger salute coming from the back window. Ha, Epstein gets the last laugh, but we'll meet again Jeffrey... WE'LL. MEET. AGAIN. O _ O
    So yeah like today, I was down hanging out with these drunk people I just met outside of IGA (which is my supermarket of choice y'all check it out if you ever come down under to Australia), and lo and behold, I see him. It's Jeffrey Epstein. "Jeffrey Fucking Epstein!", I exclaim, pointing him out to my newly acquainted dropkicks which I'll probably never even hang out with again. They weren't sure who to look at, I mean how can you not know which one is Jeffrey Epstein, the guy from the news, the one that was runnjng the island with the teenage prostitutes that he'd pimp out to all of those twisted pervert elitists, the Prince Paedophile 60 Minutes interview... by this point I had now remembered that I was sober but these gentlemen were indeed very drunk. They didn't give a care in the world, why, how, why not, are they that drunk? By now, people were walking past quicker than before, I believe they may have thought this rowdyness was turning into a ruckus of sorts. Then... it happened.

    They all told me to fuck off because I was now pissing them off. I was now annoying those that I thought were my new friends, and Jeffrey Epstein was their mate, all along, this whole time. The betrayal of my comrades, how could they have done this to me, their fearless leader....

    It was all a ploy to replace me with Jeffrey Epstein. They used me to find Epstein, track him down, flush him out only for them to turn their backs on me. The smirks on those stupid faces of theirs, "Well go on Epstein! Why don't you go ahead and do what you did on the bus the other day!", Epstein plays dumb, seems he has no recollection of what I'm talking about. "YOU GAVE ME THE FINGER JEFFREY! AND NOT THE TYPE OF FINGER YOU GAVE TO ALL THOSE UNDERAGE GIRLS!", I wait for an Oooooooooooooo!, but I think everyone passing by is trying their best to act like this isn't happening right now, but this is more serious than they think. Lousy peasants, to weak and ill-minded to make a stand. If no one else does it, than I will. I'm gonna bring Jeffrey Epstein down once and for all...
    I charge, heading straight for him, accidentally bump into one of the traitors, his bottle of whiskey flies in slow motion, the sound of glass bouncing off the pavement without breaking, reminiscent of not that much earlier on in the day when we watched the same bottle fall and not break, laughing it off just how lucky we were. This time it's different, it was still an accident, but not the way he sore it, he said I was clearly making a bold attempt at destroying his bottle of whiskey, this made me mad. How was it ok to laugh about the same accident earlier, but now it's like our laughter never happened, and you just want to antagonize the greatest thing that ever happened to you? I pick up his bottle, I can hand this back to him, and that will clear everything up for me and him, then he'll be on my side, and we can bring down Jeffrey Epstein together. But, the traits of a traitor are once a traitor, always a traitor. I smash the bottle and kill Jeffrey Epstein... Or so I thought, I hear cries behind me, "NOOOOOO CALVIN!", "YOU KILLED HIM!", "HE KILLED MY RETARDED BOY!", "OH PLEASE LORD ALMIGHTY, PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY RETARD OF A SON!".
    So yeah, possible Jeffrey Epstein sighting in Melton, Victoria, Australia, which is on the planet Earth, postcode/zipcode 3337

    Thank you for your time, gentles and ladymen, I bid you all a good day.

    • Andrew Howden
      Andrew Howden  3 days back

      Btw... it was actually the old lady giving the finger on the back of the bus. So Jeffrey Epstein, my bad, I am sorry for accusing you of giving me the middle finger, and if that old lady's reading this... You one nasty old HAG! (spits on floor twice) ... You better watch your BACK! (throat-slit gesture)

      (Unexpected clap for shock value)

  • Mauro Gomez
    Mauro Gomez  7 days back

    Jeffrey is alive.

    • etyrnal
      etyrnal  1 weeks back

      jizzlaines dad was Mossad, no?

      • Isabella M
        Isabella M  2 weeks back

        Epstein was friends with Norways crown prinsess AFTER he was a convicted sex offender and the royal people said that they should have checed out who she hangs out with a little better. I mean come on! How could they not know of his crimes and just let Mette-Marit hang out with him!
        Norway is on top 5 ritchest countries in the world

        • thestarsinsideus 83
          thestarsinsideus 83  2 weeks back

          “no ones bought me nuthin! 😬”
          (*birds chirping*)

          • Joe Smith
            Joe Smith  2 weeks back

            Ronald macdonald like underage black girls.. LOL 😂 Ebstein would let people party. Ebstein is still alive. Natayahu was his boss

            • Rd
              Rd  2 weeks back

              Where is *GHISLAINE MAXWELL??* (Epstien's assistant for 20+ yrs)
              She knew exactly what was going on. She recruited children for sex slaves! She needs to come clean and expose the evil elites before she "kills herself". She didn't have a problem being rich and powerful when it was convenient. But when everything comes crashing down she hides, and denies everthing. Shes a liar and a coward.. As it stands she deserves to be in prison but she owes everyone the whole story first *GHISLAINE MAXWELL*

              • Cringe Nazi
                Cringe Nazi  2 weeks back

                tom papa acting agent for PR on epstein estate, same as joe

                • Josh Massengale
                  Josh Massengale  2 weeks back

                  Am I the only one who notices Joe always moves his mic with his chin??? Lol

                  • Random808
                    Random808  3 weeks back

                    Make epstein hang himself :D

                    • uaXaK iK eTzNab kAn XiiB kiBRaY

                      Michael Shermer's probably a pedophile too

                      • Bad Quality
                        Bad Quality  3 weeks back

                        Ray Williams Johnson did it

                        • Ling Gu
                          Ling Gu  3 weeks back

                          Oh,this is the best country USA

                          • Wesley Chapman
                            Wesley Chapman  3 weeks back

                            It’s like getting thrown in jail with vin diesel

                            • Curious Mind
                              Curious Mind  3 weeks back

                              They totally faked his death! Lol... I’ve worked in health care for a long time and I’ve never seen the coroner wheel a body out with the dead persons HEAD sticking out of the body bag 🤣🤣 in fact the body bag is ALWAYS sealed 🔒 literally with a zip tie (matching the identifier on the toe tag 🏷 ).. These environments are highly regulated, and coroners are typically and rightfully anal regarding procedure and will write you up as an organization should they receive a body (especially one shrouded in suspicion) that has been mishandled, or in this case completely violated!
                              Just sayin 🤷‍♀️

                              • Dj Jazz
                                Dj Jazz  4 weeks back

                                Is t there a George Zimmerman in the nba or the nfl?

                                • BeeV Vnm
                                  BeeV Vnm  4 weeks back

                                  child molesters and rapists must suffer a long painful death. No other way, nothing more, nothing less. The song not only describes the abomination of these evil people's actions, but the blasphemy and defilement of pure innocence itself which is what a child's soul is. And honestly I think that this is what really gets a pedo's kicks in the first place. The abuse of power they practice to what a child really represents. The destruction of their innocence in the most intimate and unbreachable way which is a person's body. This is why pedos are not just "poor, sick people" that some of their defenders (who are probably like them) try to present them. They are pure evil.

                                  • Ken Adams
                                    Ken Adams  4 weeks back

                                    Who owns that prison or does the city/state owned?

                                    • Mark Lawson
                                      Mark Lawson  1 months back

                                      Clinton's had no dog in the fight trump had alot to lose like a second term he is screwing himself out of

                                      • modather matin
                                        modather matin  1 months back

                                        J : Do u know about the subject?
                                        Guest : a little...
                                        Me : I'm out

                                        • David Wayne
                                          David Wayne  1 months back

                                          "FUCK YEEAH HE IS"

                                          • foppo leeuwerke
                                            foppo leeuwerke  1 months back

                                            Very powerfull people like Prince Andrew of the U.K.You can't touch that family out of bounds and Epstein was a minion in comparison.He had to go easy done.

                                            • Persida Peric
                                              Persida Peric  1 months back

                                              Fukc the Clintons fuck the Billiyy

                                              • Persida Peric
                                                Persida Peric  1 months back

                                                The King Joe Rogan 😆😆😂😂😆💪🇷🇸

                                                • 90s Jaded
                                                  90s Jaded  1 months back

                                                  dude sounded like Forrest Gump and Rick Grimes combined

                                                  • istolit • 10 years ago
                                                    istolit • 10 years ago  1 months back

                                                    Maybe he broke his own neck …

                                                    • P D
                                                      P D  1 months back

                                                      Get a private island.. rape animals...children.. young women/girls..and get other rich people to pay you

                                                      • Elec
                                                        Elec  1 months back

                                                        Every fucking time Joe comes accross a very muscular guy he completely forgets what he was talking about and starts fantasizing hard. Seriously, all, the, time.

                                                        • chris hudson
                                                          chris hudson  1 months back

                                                          Too many dems and repubs would have both been outted by epstein, hence the reason he was "suicided" im callin bullshit

                                                          • Eric Boyd
                                                            Eric Boyd  1 months back

                                                            "I do my leg extensions on Nautilussss" - Nicholas Tartaglione

                                                            • 47chromeAKs
                                                              47chromeAKs  1 months back

                                                              I did not have relations with that epstein

                                                              • savage mantalk
                                                                savage mantalk  1 months back

                                                                Easy Joe, that's a conspiracy theory, just like the moon landing.

                                                              • humanfilth666ify
                                                                humanfilth666ify  1 months back

                                                                Either he's not dead, or it's the Clintons.

                                                                • George Cisneros
                                                                  George Cisneros  2 months back

                                                                  This the Joe rogan I respect the truth

                                                                  • ur mom gay
                                                                    ur mom gay  2 months back

                                                                    Epstein collected secrets from influential ppl then sold infos to their enemies then sold infos about the ennemies to their ennemies

                                                                    • Chef D
                                                                      Chef D  2 months back

                                                                      Joe needs to do more impressions

                                                                      • tom ta
                                                                        tom ta  2 months back

                                                                        Tom doesn't have a clue or he is also guilty. Joe is operating on another level.

                                                                        • Nobody
                                                                          Nobody  2 months back

                                                                          Joe the toe

                                                                          • AfroNinja 228
                                                                            AfroNinja 228  2 months back

                                                                            “Why do we think that guy didn’t kill him?”
                                                                            I mean he is holding a puppy.

                                                                            • mytuber81
                                                                              mytuber81  2 months back

                                                                              Some might say Epstein really put his neck on the line for this.

                                                                              • 1xoACEox1
                                                                                1xoACEox1  2 months back

                                                                                That guy was transferred out though. Im imagining the assassins planning their hit "Yeah its cool we'll go in there, unplug the cameras, the guards are already paid off, easy job. What's that? He's got a cellmate? Probably some tech nerd in there for leaking celebrity nudes get a picture of him up......0.0.....Yeah get him moved to another cell.

                                                                                • hu sa
                                                                                  hu sa  2 months back

                                                                                  You already knows what happens to sex offenders in the pinta

                                                                                  • Darren Wandy
                                                                                    Darren Wandy  2 months back

                                                                                    Brian Adam's is still going strong Joe...

                                                                                    • Matthew Bottorf
                                                                                      Matthew Bottorf  2 months back

                                                                                      I don't believe Epstein had a Celly either because he was in PC and they don't have Celli's in a federal prison like that. Especially when you are on suicide watch and then taken off suicide watch you are still in a single prison cell. And yes I've done time and yes people try to kill themselves in jail. It happened when I was there and they locked down the whole prison for hours

                                                                                      • NZsFynest
                                                                                        NZsFynest  2 months back

                                                                                        Fuck I love when joe Rogan puts on that accent

                                                                                        • Sami96
                                                                                          Sami96  2 months back

                                                                                          Joe”just make it larger”Rogan

                                                                                          • BohemianGroveify
                                                                                            BohemianGroveify  2 months back

                                                                                            In the year of 1985, shortly after purchasing mar a Lago in floriida, Trump and neighbour Jeffery epstein became close acquaintances. Trump had hosted and attended parties that would feature models, and beauty pageant contestants, with Jeffery epstein. This was during times trump ran a modeling agency and also he controlled the miss Universe pageant.
                                                                                            Trump in 2002, “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,” “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”

                                                                                            In this quote, trump relates liking women on this so called "younger" side, to simply enjoying social life in his eyes. It was rumored for awhile that trump walked Into a miss teen USA changing room while the girls were naked, and stood there and stared, this was confirmed by the women present at the time, and in 2005 it was confirmed by trump himself that he would do this, in which he justified his actions on the howard stern show "You know, no men are anywhere. And I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant. And therefore I’m inspecting it… Is everyone OK? You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that,” - Donald trump.

                                                                                            Photographs and videos have been published that show Epstein and Trump together in 1992, and 2000, also in 1997 at a party together in New York. Trump flew on Jeffery epsteins private jet several times, as accounted by Jeffery epsteins family members.

                                                                                            Epstein visited the White House for a donor event during Bill Clinton’s presidency in the 1990s, in 2001, Bill Clinton and epstein became close acquaintances, Bill flew on Jeff's private jet from Africa, to Asia, to Europe, there have been no accusations or lawsuits of sexual misconduct against Clinton related to Epstein, however, epstein trafficking victim Virginia giuffre claimed that Bill Clinton was in fact present at epsteins private island, though Clinton spokesperson urena has since denied this claim, and Virginia giuffre also noted that Bill Clinton did not engage in any sexual activities when he had visited the Island her and others were trafficked at.
                                                                                            “Epstein specifically told me that the reason for him doing this was so that they would ‘owe him,’ they would ‘be in his pocket,’ and he would ‘have something on them,’ - Virginia Giuffre

                                                                                            In 2005 Bill and Hillary Clinton attended trumps wedding as specially invited guests.


                                                                                            In 2006 a case was opened up against epstein on charges of sexual misconduct with underage girls. it is noted that trump shortly after this case built up, banned epstein from his maralago, It was also confirmed in June 2011 filling by Bradley Edwards, who is the respenenter of epsteins victims, that the reason trump banned him was because of the case against him and trying to distance himself.

                                                                                            In 2008 Alex acosta attorney in Miami — helped Epstein secure an 18-month plea deal. Epstein avoided federal charges by pleading guilty to state charges and served only 13 months in jail.

                                                                                            In 2009 Trump donated to the Clinton foundation, and was a registered Democrat for 8 years prior.

                                                                                            In June 2015, Bill Clinton calls Donald trump and insists he should run for president, weeks later trump announces his presidency.

                                                                                            In 2016 a rape lawsuit is filed against trump by a women who in fear of retaliation, went by the name Jane doe, she claimed that trump and Jeffery epstein had raped her when she was 13 at an orgy hosted by epstein, suddenly after this, many women were coming forth with claims against trump, Jane doe began receiving lots of death threats, and the other womens stories held in the media such as stormy daniels while hers was burried underneath it, she mysteriously stopped perusing the case but never denied her claims.

                                                                                            Earlier in 2016 Trump Lawyer Alan Garten says trump and epstein were never friends and have never socialized together.

                                                                                            That same year, audiotape is released where Donald trump, in 2005, admits to sexually assaulting women without their consent even bragging, this famous tape became known as the access Hollywood tape, and despite this it did not hurt his polling numbers.

                                                                                            In 2017 Donald trump hires Alex acosta, the 2008 Miami attorney General who got Jeffery epstein his 13 month plea deal for nearly 41 underage sex slavery victims, is hired by trump to his administration as secretary of labor.

                                                                                            2019, Alex Acosta resigns among epstein scandal revelations and his part In it to protect trumps administration image, trump says he rather he had not resigned and praised him as the best secretary of labor.

                                                                                            • November Mourning
                                                                                              November Mourning  2 months back

                                                                                              What happened to his black book?