Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

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  • Published: 29 November 2019
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  • Bahama Jackson
    Bahama Jackson  1 hours back

    what did scarlett johansson said when she wanted to join the morticians club?




    scarLETT me join your club!! did you get it? scarlett the actor, and the word "let"? it was a pun! another one


    what did chris hemsworth said after selling things?


    it was hemSWORTH getting paid! get it? because hemsworth and the word "worth"? those are words i'm making puns! another one.




    when did the chicagoan said to his daughter? "you need to chicaGO to school!" it was a joke. another one


    what did john boyega said after he caught his friends at the star wars convention?


    i john boyeGOT (boy-e-got) you now!


    what did vincent van gogh said when he told his wife to get inside the car?


    you need to van GOGH get inside the car! it was a pun! okay. last one!

    what did john newlands said after studying the chemical elements on the periodic table?


    i was eleMEANT to study! get it? because like the word "element" and word "meant"? i made a joke.




    i made all of these jokes and puns for fun!

    • L D.
      L D.  2 hours back

      Is he supposed to be funny?

      • Purple Haze
        Purple Haze  2 hours back

        So funny n smart n relatable and I’m sat here at kitchen table actually laughing out loud not just writing lol- and I have a shitload of problems so this is awesome !❤️

        • jetski Dex
          jetski Dex  3 hours back

          This guys is class!!!! How is he not bigger!!

          • R. A.
            R. A.  4 hours back

            she must be Brazilian

            • BelanceM
              BelanceM  6 hours back

              I seen this a while back and forgot how funny i thought this man is. Does he have and ig?

              • Tim A
                Tim A  7 hours back

                Finally a good rec from ytube.
                Made me laugh. Helped me to understand even beta males can be funny. Women choose alpha males to make the kids. Then want beta males to raise them. Hilarious

                • Chuck
                  Chuck  17 hours back

                  Thing I like about this guy? He cracks himself up. He knows what’s coming and he can’t take it.

                  • Jeff Steeley
                    Jeff Steeley  18 hours back

                    Thanks sweetie

                    • Field Flower
                      Field Flower  19 hours back

                      33:10 snake
                      33:40 toast bar

                      • Tom Foster
                        Tom Foster  22 hours back

                        Totally enjoyed every bit of this.

                        • warren hymes
                          warren hymes  22 hours back

                          This guy is good. Real good.

                          • Basketball Reasons
                            Basketball Reasons  23 hours back

                            This dude is funny.

                            • Lee Shatto
                              Lee Shatto  1 days back

                              Have been bit by a Copper Head in the middle of the night walking the dog... (last month) only took 4 days to get over, without going to hospital or ER...

                              • Pribe of Libe 6
                                Pribe of Libe 6  1 days back

                                五岁抬头:》

                                • madbwoy84
                                  madbwoy84  1 days back

                                  the further you watch, the better it gets. this. this is a gem of comedy. killed me

                                  • Gergely H
                                    Gergely H  1 days back

                                    He's surprised he didn't get the laughs. Well maybe tell funny stuff instead of boring ones.

                                    • Hackerboy602
                                      Hackerboy602  2 days back

                                      Huge audio desync from the video, seems like something went wrong in the editing.

                                      • SonnyGTA
                                        SonnyGTA  2 days back

                                        He has a Mitch Hedberg style of delivery.

                                        • mksrookies
                                          mksrookies  1 days back

                                          Except this guy is somewhat funny at least a little bit and Mitch was not funny at all ever.

                                      • Jossy Beth
                                        Jossy Beth  2 days back

                                        Gold!

                                        • Synthia Barden
                                          Synthia Barden  2 days back

                                          He’s to good for that audience!!! I don’t feel they appreciated him As they should

                                          • Harry Moobs
                                            Harry Moobs  2 days back

                                            11:42 LMAO That was an awesome Children of the Corn reference!

                                            • DLBMOS
                                              DLBMOS  2 days back

                                              brutally brilliant...

                                              • G Frank
                                                G Frank  2 days back

                                                How is it possible, that we are both married to the same woman? You can come over and we'll take my boat out, and we'll go for a cruise. Oh and don't worry about the kids, it just gets worse. Smile and wave boys.

                                                • Sam Bennet
                                                  Sam Bennet  2 days back

                                                  I hope this man gets a raise, not sure how much money he makes but it isn't enough! He's great!

                                                  • Gerald V Woodall Jr
                                                    Gerald V Woodall Jr  2 days back

                                                    You are so funny. I was a step dad for 9 1/2 years. I can totally relate. Great humor and timing w/ no profanity. Very impressed. I am going to keep a eye out for you bro! God bless. I embarrassed myself in the lunchroom at work while trying to eat.

                                                    • Skatin Kate
                                                      Skatin Kate  2 days back

                                                      I made the mistake to listen to this while working..I work in an office..I nearly popped an eyeball out trying not to laugh out loud and draw attention from my boss

                                                      • Lord Clown
                                                        Lord Clown  2 days back

                                                        At first I thought it was gonna be too soft for me but I ended up laughing quite a bit.
                                                        He's quite a talented comedian, as he's making me laugh at humor I tend to not laugh at.

                                                        • TheLawDemon
                                                          TheLawDemon  2 days back

                                                          Solid, non-stop, funny.

                                                          • Rhena Chase
                                                            Rhena Chase  2 days back

                                                            😜😝😝😜😜😜😜😜

                                                            • AmethystWoman
                                                              AmethystWoman  3 days back

                                                              This guy is great. Sweet smile. Seems like just a nice guy. Clean humor. I like the Dry Bar comedies. All clean funny folk - anyone can swear - I prefer thinking humor. Or just funny. Watched twice. 😁

                                                              • Vicky
                                                                Vicky  3 days back

                                                                This guy is awesome! 😂

                                                                • Adam Williams
                                                                  Adam Williams  3 days back

                                                                  Ill put them n .....lol

                                                                  • Katie Sandberg_drycreek

                                                                    This was so FUNNY!,,,You’ve gotta watch this.

                                                                    • Kyle Thomas
                                                                      Kyle Thomas  3 days back

                                                                      This guy is hilarious, and didn't have to swear a bunch to make it "funny." I respect that.

                                                                      • Randy Meza
                                                                        Randy Meza  3 days back

                                                                        Cant stop laughing!!! 😂

                                                                        • Ann Berlin
                                                                          Ann Berlin  3 days back

                                                                          I’ve got to show my boyfriend this. I’m pretty sure this is his spirit animal.

                                                                          • EW Studios
                                                                            EW Studios  4 days back

                                                                            Ha ha ha ha ha

                                                                            • Rob Stan
                                                                              Rob Stan  4 days back

                                                                              Lol

                                                                              • Derporsche
                                                                                Derporsche  4 days back

                                                                                .... only impregnated during consensual sex with bull's they're in love with...... ha ha....

                                                                                • Michelle Rene Crossman

                                                                                  I stayed here because honestly I just love this guy’s personality

                                                                                  • Sean
                                                                                    Sean  4 days back

                                                                                    Tell me why the loudest the crowd cheered was at the end.

                                                                                    • MusicAndMemes
                                                                                      MusicAndMemes  4 days back

                                                                                      Elon musk and Winnie the Pooh had a Baby
                                                                                      Except their baby is HILARIOUS! 👏

                                                                                      • Porkchop's Papi
                                                                                        Porkchop's Papi  4 days back

                                                                                        And what's with airline food, am I right......

                                                                                        • AM Verduzco
                                                                                          AM Verduzco  4 days back

                                                                                          Geat to hear good, clean comedy!

                                                                                          • DarcieGlam
                                                                                            DarcieGlam  4 days back

                                                                                            Hahaha he is the BEST husband!

                                                                                            • tHE HECk
                                                                                              tHE HECk  4 days back

                                                                                              funny - all the way. Master pieces on a string. Bravo.

                                                                                              • Aubrey limoges
                                                                                                Aubrey limoges  4 days back

                                                                                                But i actually do prefer cold pizza😂🍕