Moist Meter | Knives Out

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  • Published: 01 December 2019
  • Knives Out (2019 Comedy / Crime / Drama), starring Daniel Craig and directed by Rian Johnson as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

    The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.



    Moist Meter Scientists:



    Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

    Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal



    Contact: [email protected]



    Intro Voice: https://goo.gl/y5YRWY
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Comments • 1 327

  • Jimi
    Jimi  3 hours back

    Stupidest thing was that they said that the morphine takes 10 minutes to kill him, but it doesn't take any time if she would have od him he would have died instantly

    • Count Leopold Von Dinkenstein

      When he talks about the man jerking off in the bathroom I thought he was joking

      Then I watched the movie and I understand

      • An enemy stand
        An enemy stand  2 weeks back

        And the trend continues of using other rian Johnson films to complain about how rian Johnson hurt your feefees because he made a star wars movie you personally didnt like. Seriously get over it. Sorry the guy made the best star wars movie in years. What a burden for you all to hold.

        • Hail the God of MLG: Snoop Dogg: Son of Illuminati

          i knew i should’ve watched this

          • Tristan Gaming
            Tristan Gaming  2 weeks back

            Danganronpa. Moist Meter. Please.

            • bailey jerry smith
              bailey jerry smith  2 weeks back

              Where’s the Mmeter for uncut gems?? You cockhungry flapper? Pigfucker? What the fuck man

              • sokyu no
                sokyu no  3 weeks back

                What’s the plot hole I watched it awhile ago I might just not remember

                • Alaskan Psyche
                  Alaskan Psyche  2 weeks back

                  Some people have theorized elsewhere in the comments that it could be Marta being surprised at finding Harlan's dead body in the morning, or how she had blood on her shoe, but those have been debunked. 1) Marta didn't find the body, it was Fran, the housekeeper, who would understandably be shocked, and 2) blood from the carotid artery shoots out at a super high pressure, so it's believable that a small drop of blood could reach Marta even though she was standing in the doorway.

              • HangCwe11
                HangCwe11  3 weeks back

                Just thought this was worth pointing out:

                A LOT of ppl give Rian Johnson shit for his work on The Last Jedi and subsequently, they act like THAT is when his career as a film director officially began..........

                You realize smaller budget films like Knives Out are his forte right?! The man wrote AND directed Looper for Christ's sake.

                So, before all the "casual moviegoers" who just happen to be disgruntled Star Wars fanboys write Rian Johnson off as some horrible filmmaker because they didn't like TLJ - as if 1 movie you made should define your career entirely, you are just proving your ignorance when it comes to cinema as a whole.

                On a separate tangent:

                We often hear about how bad The Last Jedi was and how it ruined Star Wars and/or it doesn't feel like Star Wars, but was there anyone who actually ENJOYED it?? 🤔

                • FrostDirt
                  FrostDirt  11 hours back

                  Also he directed Ozymandias which was FUCKING AMAZING

                • FrostDirt
                  FrostDirt  11 hours back

                  Enjoyed it? Pretty much the /r/StarWars subreddit (me included).

              • Alberto Ciuca
                Alberto Ciuca  3 weeks back

                Try moist meter for jojo

                • stvn dlrs
                  stvn dlrs  3 weeks back

                  A classic Hugh done it

                  • Alexander
                    Alexander  3 weeks back

                    When Ransom showed up for the first time and the dogs barked, I knew he had to be the killer

                    • lex
                      lex  3 weeks back

                      Please do Queen and Slim soon😩

                      • Samirius M
                        Samirius M  3 weeks back

                        So what’s the plot hole he’s talking about?

                        • Ar15SchoolShooterXxX360Swag

                          i just watched this because i just watched the film and i can say that my most disappointment is because jacob had absolutely no role. i am a huge fan of jaeden, the actor, and i thought that he would have more lines than he did, more than just calling the suicide girl a liberal snowflake. hes one of my favorite characters ever because im a troll like him. i just wish that they could have given him a little more of a role because everyone else had a reason to be there. his only usefulness was hearing ransome in the bathroom, i mean he wasnt even a suspect. it was a great movie, but that kid has serious acting talent and they just skipped over him completely.

                          • Marcel
                            Marcel  3 weeks back

                            this could be a parody account

                        • Lemowel
                          Lemowel  3 weeks back

                          ryan isnt even bad at making movies. He just messed up incredibly bad with star wars.

                          • rainbow the tiger
                            rainbow the tiger  4 weeks back

                            Can we get uncut gems on moist meter ASAP??? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!

                            • The Walking David
                              The Walking David  4 weeks back

                              I’m in that small group of people I guess who was completely indifferent towards it. I laughed at some parts, to the movie’s credit, and Daniel Craig was enjoyable, but underused in the middle of the movie. But taking the mystery out of a whodunnit in the first 15 minutes didn’t do this movie any favors in my book. It’s far from Clue, and it’s definitely not what the trailer portrayed it as. I think it’s a great movie to have on in the background during a winter evening at home with friends, or a great movie for parents who don’t see movies all that often (like mine).

                              I just didn’t get enough out of the experience really. So I respectfully disagree Charlie.

                              But just as I am entitled to my opinion, as are you. No beef, just chatting. 🤘🏼🗝

                              • Deshaun J
                                Deshaun J  4 weeks back

                                Do uncut gems please

                                • Pikachude _OW
                                  Pikachude _OW  4 weeks back

                                  The part where the kid was joylessly jerking off to dead dear in a bathroom was the best bit imo

                                  • Greg G
                                    Greg G  4 weeks back

                                    TLJ is better than ROS. No need to apologize so hard for your score

                                    • Abdulrahman Ahmed
                                      Abdulrahman Ahmed  1 months back

                                      do fire force next

                                      • Lady J.
                                        Lady J.  1 months back

                                        Daniel craig was more of a columbo

                                        • Andy Bernard
                                          Andy Bernard  1 months back

                                          I love the fact that Chris Evens, was here to play the asshole character which is unusual to see. Loved him in this move... Btw eat shit. 😂

                                          • aplusk
                                            aplusk  3 weeks back

                                            Have you watch him in fantastic four?

                                        • DJ HALF-COURT VIOLATION
                                          DJ HALF-COURT VIOLATION  1 months back

                                          MOIST METER | HUNTERXHUNTER

                                          • Luna Oak
                                            Luna Oak  1 months back

                                            Wait hold on what is this plot hole?

                                            • Al Sam
                                              Al Sam  1 months back

                                              Unpopular opinion:
                                              The last Jedi was a decent movie

                                              • sham2mar
                                                sham2mar  1 months back

                                                I’ve see some of the comments about plot holes and was just wondering what his views actually were

                                                • beeflit supremo
                                                  beeflit supremo  1 months back

                                                  It's the year 3 aby and Charlie still hasn't made a Lego star wars the complete saga moist meter yet.

                                                  • Rolfathan
                                                    Rolfathan  1 months back

                                                    Wow. Even the people that liked TLJ turn their backs on it now? You just cave to the people whining?

                                                    • Geralt of Trivia
                                                      Geralt of Trivia  1 months back

                                                      You're wrong about The Last Jedi. You, much like many others like you, ruined Star Wars for yourselves. Watch
                                                      Nerrel's latest video on the film.

                                                      • Phat O’s
                                                        Phat O’s  1 months back

                                                        Watch the legend of mick dodge

                                                        • tronghoa tran
                                                          tronghoa tran  1 months back

                                                          pls watch oldboy (2003)

                                                          • Shroud Fan
                                                            Shroud Fan  1 months back

                                                            Initiating moisture

                                                            • Marcos Escobar
                                                              Marcos Escobar  1 months back

                                                              Charlie should do a moist rewind. Its like youtube rewind but with moist meter.

                                                              • Fedor Kochemasov
                                                                Fedor Kochemasov  1 months back

                                                                I liked this film, jokes are really good!

                                                                • Alexander Agostino
                                                                  Alexander Agostino  1 months back

                                                                  Spoilers about the big “plothole”.

                                                                  The ONLY thing that bugs me and I still don’t understand after two viewings, is how Marta got blood on her shoe when old mate committed suicide on the other side of the room.

                                                                  • Lady J.
                                                                    Lady J.  1 months back

                                                                    Alexander Agostino agreed about the shoe. My personal estimate of the room is 10-12 ft but being generous to the set people lets say 10ish. The internet seems to agree that neck arterial spray averages at 6 ft lateral but can be increased by high blood pressure. Iirc marta makes it at least one foot back in the room and given an older person’s naturally higher blood pressure + increased adrenaline from imminent death I feel like it’s very barely plausible. Perhaps the writers intended a smaller room than the set designers

                                                                  • Alexander Agostino
                                                                    Alexander Agostino  1 months back

                                                                    It should have been more clear in regards to it, there should have been a shot of blood getting on the shoe.

                                                                  • Alexander Agostino
                                                                    Alexander Agostino  1 months back

                                                                    I just don’t think the blood could have splattered that far, at least, it didn’t look like it splattered far at all, during the shot of him doing it and the scene at the beginning where Fran finds him.

                                                                  • Alexander Agostino
                                                                    Alexander Agostino  1 months back

                                                                    Mmmm true, 5 - 10 then

                                                                  • Lady J.
                                                                    Lady J.  1 months back

                                                                    Alexander Agostino dude I don’t think room was that big, in other shots you can tell it’s basically on the smaller side and 15 meters is really large, like 50 ft

                                                                • Monte Cristo
                                                                  Monte Cristo  1 months back

                                                                  Please do one on the movie 'cats' being advertised rn

                                                                  • Alaskan Psyche
                                                                    Alaskan Psyche  2 weeks back

                                                                    He already made a separate video on just how horrible it is, explaining its many problems and why it doesn't even deserve a Moist Meter.

                                                                  • Monte Cristo
                                                                    Monte Cristo  1 months back

                                                                    I think you have a lot of ammo for it ;)

                                                                • caden morales
                                                                  caden morales  1 months back

                                                                  What was the plot hole he was referring to

                                                                  • The Harrison Clan
                                                                    The Harrison Clan  1 months back

                                                                    Watch “Brick,” “Looper,” “Brick,” “Brothers Bloom,” “Brick,” and THE “OZYMANDIAS” 3RD TO LAST EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD and you’ll know that Rian Johnson knows full well what the hell he’s doing.

                                                                    • Cam
                                                                      Cam  3 weeks back

                                                                      He’s a great director but his ideas didn’t fit what Star Wars fans wanted. If his trilogy is still in production it’ll probably be good. He can start and end the way he wants not what the people before him did.

                                                                  • Kachigga
                                                                    Kachigga  1 months back

                                                                    Watch other Rian Johnson movies, Brick and Looper especially are great

                                                                    • Steve Harvey Official
                                                                      Steve Harvey Official  1 months back

                                                                      Why is there an outlet so high up? Is you house fucking upside down?

                                                                      • Steve Harvey Official
                                                                        Steve Harvey Official  1 months back

                                                                        I hate Daniel Craig with a southern accent!

                                                                        • Lovelytilly 78
                                                                          Lovelytilly 78  1 months back

                                                                          just got done seeing this movie, holy fuck was I surprised with how good this movie was.

                                                                          Best mystery movie I have seen in a while.

                                                                          • JB
                                                                            JB  1 months back

                                                                            Can’t say I was surprised this movie is great... Rian Johnson is a good director.

                                                                            • Shot Bro
                                                                              Shot Bro  1 months back

                                                                              I would give the film an 80-85. It’s not unpredictable enough to be a 90 for me.
                                                                              The whodunnit movies that reach 90-100 range (from worst to best) r:

                                                                              The Hateful Eight (2015)
                                                                              Clue (1985)
                                                                              Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
                                                                              A Shot In The Dark (1964)
                                                                              Gattaca (1997)
                                                                              The Pink Panther (1963)

                                                                              • MysticalTaco
                                                                                MysticalTaco  1 months back

                                                                                Moist meter on The Irishman pleaaaaaseee

                                                                                • Tony Montana
                                                                                  Tony Montana  2 months back

                                                                                  I just saw the movie and I have no idea what Charlie is talking about by this “glaring plot-hole”. Can someone fill me in?

                                                                                  • Neku Sakuraba
                                                                                    Neku Sakuraba  2 months back

                                                                                    What was the plot hole?