It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 10 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 421

  • Yo it’s Parissa
    Yo it’s Parissa  20 hours back

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

    • Kiera
      Kiera  1 days back

      So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

      • Sabrina Haslam
        Sabrina Haslam  2 days back

        those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

        • lisa bp
          lisa bp  2 days back

          No one:
          Joana:CALM DOWN

          • Autumn Smith
            Autumn Smith  2 days back

            Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

            • haikat jameel
              haikat jameel  7 days back

              Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies

              Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water

              Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

              • Yasmin I. Alamin
                Yasmin I. Alamin  1 weeks back

                That intro is everything and so relatable

                • Alexis’s cosplay Corner

                  Joana please adopt me

                  • Milenne Alejandra Caro
                    Milenne Alejandra Caro  2 weeks back

                    heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

                    • Hiyori Chan
                      Hiyori Chan  2 weeks back

                      Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do

                      • Senniah Mason
                        Senniah Mason  2 weeks back

                        she said .... 1st period 😐

                        • Diya k
                          Diya k  2 weeks back

                          yes joana you give me some bad girl vibes in this outfit maybe this is just me haha

                          • happy biliba
                            happy biliba  2 weeks back

                            I love these pink sunglasses! Can you please name the brand?! ❤

                            • Eli Frank
                              Eli Frank  2 weeks back

                              so she s in a polytechnical(engineering) school?

                              • Denden Villanueva
                                Denden Villanueva  2 weeks back

                                We're all fcking growing, cant believe you're already a college student. Goodluck and survive!

                                • Beau
                                  Beau  2 weeks back

                                  joana can finally use her agenda now

                                  • FaceOfBoredom
                                    FaceOfBoredom  2 weeks back

                                    "Where does the line get blurred between boot and celery? The crunch isn't the same"

                                    I'm deceased

                                    • Kim Jisoo
                                      Kim Jisoo  2 weeks back

                                      The one and only Aritizia



                                      Iconic

                                      • Gachadsn World
                                        Gachadsn World  2 weeks back

                                        Selammm

                                        • Fantasy Phoenix
                                          Fantasy Phoenix  2 weeks back

                                          8:23
                                          I knew it the pigeon apocalypse has begun

                                          • SugarSweetSofia
                                            SugarSweetSofia  2 weeks back

                                            We *NEED* more Joana hauls!!!

                                            • Chels Dominguez
                                              Chels Dominguez  3 weeks back

                                              Hey atleast it's 2020 you can use your notebook now

                                              • spidey x
                                                spidey x  3 weeks back

                                                Why do you look like a hip Kim Possible at the beginning

                                                • Rogério Pimenta
                                                  Rogério Pimenta  3 weeks back

                                                  It is funny how she says she is a victim of capitalism, but as a fisicist she will earn no money to spend.
                                                  Hahaha hilarious !

                                                  • Cifa
                                                    Cifa  3 weeks back

                                                    A friendly reminder that she can use her agenda now.

                                                    • Gege A
                                                      Gege A  3 weeks back

                                                      Amo como siempre actúa como loca cuando la graban xd

                                                    • Almas Fiza Shaikh
                                                      Almas Fiza Shaikh  3 weeks back

                                                      You can use the 2020 agenda now.

                                                      • Adrian Santizo
                                                        Adrian Santizo  3 weeks back

                                                        I think she is Asexual

                                                        • Ellery Rillaine
                                                          Ellery Rillaine  3 weeks back

                                                          Started uni this year too, hope Jenny Cravitz and I graduate together.

                                                          • CraftedGadgetMC
                                                            CraftedGadgetMC  3 weeks back

                                                            Holy shit I didn't know we were the same age. But damn you look mature.

                                                            • Katie Mo
                                                              Katie Mo  3 weeks back

                                                              why she has so many dislikes?! can someone explain WHY!?

                                                              • sebastian holstesn
                                                                sebastian holstesn  3 weeks back

                                                                I major in social studies and feel exactly the same way about your major, as you do mine ;)

                                                                • mari
                                                                  mari  3 weeks back

                                                                  *dAMT iT sAmaNThA*

                                                                  • Phoenix Races
                                                                    Phoenix Races  3 weeks back

                                                                    i can teach you how to play tennis...use to tour (i was terrible though. one of my vids has me practicing with a friend)

                                                                    • Phoenix Races
                                                                      Phoenix Races  3 weeks back

                                                                      if you know what i mean... ;)

                                                                      • pyt._Izzy
                                                                        pyt._Izzy  4 weeks back

                                                                        Did she just say "calm ur meatless tidies"?

                                                                        • Sugoi ツ Deku
                                                                          Sugoi ツ Deku  4 weeks back

                                                                          But yellow is pretty :(

                                                                          • Elizabeth Carlson
                                                                            Elizabeth Carlson  4 weeks back

                                                                            The amount if Ravenclaw energy from her is honestly impressive.

                                                                            • Mar Am
                                                                              Mar Am  4 weeks back

                                                                              The toilet, did you break it's neck
                                                                              -John Cena 2k19

                                                                              • Shaylee’s Universe
                                                                                Shaylee’s Universe  4 weeks back

                                                                                All her courses are my least favorite subjects
                                                                                But I do like back to school shopping

                                                                                • Nicky
                                                                                  Nicky  4 weeks back

                                                                                  She reminds me of emma chamberlain when she started youtube and I couldn’t stop watching her

                                                                                  • 고춧가루TV Gochugaru

                                                                                    Hahhhaaahahahahahahahahahaha

                                                                                    • Nataly Diaz-Jimenez
                                                                                      Nataly Diaz-Jimenez  4 weeks back

                                                                                      She published this video 5 days after my bday😂😂

                                                                                      • Rosella Clark
                                                                                        Rosella Clark  4 weeks back

                                                                                        8:18- they are leather having a pigeon colt lol

                                                                                        • erin the egg
                                                                                          erin the egg  4 weeks back

                                                                                          who else read the description as joanna shouting

                                                                                          • aGreekLover JACEK
                                                                                            aGreekLover JACEK  4 weeks back

                                                                                            FUCC watching this is making me angry

                                                                                            • marcus freddy
                                                                                              marcus freddy  4 weeks back

                                                                                              WHAT IS HER UNIVERSITY!!

                                                                                              • happy little accident
                                                                                                happy little accident  4 weeks back

                                                                                                marcus freddy oop calm down child

                                                                                                she doesn’t want us to know where she goes to school for safety reasons. why do u even wanna know lmao

                                                                                            • vitória sara
                                                                                              vitória sara  4 weeks back

                                                                                              mas como eu vim parar aqui???