It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 10 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 461

  • Cash’s Vlogs
    Cash’s Vlogs  18 hours back

    September 4 is my birthday, but she said it was the worst day of the year......








    How dare you Joana

    • Weird Creep
      Weird Creep  3 days back

      It’s 2020 I hope she’s using that book!

      • Sienna Magic
        Sienna Magic  4 days back

        I am awful at all of those accept for algebra. That might be the only thing I’ll get a hundred on in math this year lol

        • mj A
          mj A  4 days back

          My dude I also love Chris Fleming

          • kawaii kirah
            kawaii kirah  5 days back

            Why does she look like Charlie d'amelio for a second in the thumbnail? Maybe it's just me...

            • cornellcornell1
              cornellcornell1  5 days back

              Why is there always food in her mouth?

              • Esme Rosales
                Esme Rosales  7 days back

                i recognize that food court 😭

                • Samantha Herrador
                  Samantha Herrador  7 days back

                  Yes

                  • rhianna
                    rhianna  1 weeks back

                    I'm watching this because tomorrow is my first day of university and i am terrified

                    • wetweineydog
                      wetweineydog  1 weeks back

                      take me to harry styles

                      • retno sri danisworo
                        retno sri danisworo  1 weeks back

                        I really wish I had a mindset like hers

                        • GachaMeme
                          GachaMeme  1 weeks back

                          I found your sanity when I went into my teacher's class she was wondering what it was so I stole it want it back?

                          • azrielic_
                            azrielic_  1 weeks back

                            I hear that you have met the 4 devils of the school and never return from THE INCREASING FLAMES OF HELL KNOWN AS EDUCATION WE NEVER NEEDED AT THE ENNNNDDDD *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

                            • K Lum
                              K Lum  1 weeks back

                              0:15 Olaf

                              • Madisyn Smith
                                Madisyn Smith  1 weeks back

                                AHAHAHAHA the sticky note said "i love math" lmao I love this women

                                • Penelope Carnival
                                  Penelope Carnival  1 weeks back

                                  6:00 I Wanted to say something interesting but I have no words LOL

                                  • Chloe Vega
                                    Chloe Vega  1 weeks back

                                    I so glad I’m not the only one who thinks back to school shopping is the only the most wonderful activity ever to take part in on our slowly dying planet earth

                                    • Maxine Lyncey
                                      Maxine Lyncey  1 weeks back

                                      ey i read percy jackson too

                                      • Sahara
                                        Sahara  2 weeks back

                                        Ok but why is the beginning an accurate representation of what goes on in my head all the time? 😂

                                        • coffee beans
                                          coffee beans  2 weeks back

                                          we have added features such as: adult

                                          • Zzzannie
                                            Zzzannie  2 weeks back

                                            OHMYGOSH GEORGE MICHEAL AMAZING YASSSS

                                            • rubz.x
                                              rubz.x  2 weeks back

                                              AA no longer stands for alcohol anonymous......... it now stands for .......... AVOCADOS AND ARITIZA

                                              • Keisha Muzadi
                                                Keisha Muzadi  2 weeks back

                                                NOOOO JOANA WHYYY WE COULD OF BEEN BEST FRIENDS I LEFT THE UNIVERSITY YOU'RE GOING TO LAST YEAR FML

                                                • María Ibarzábal
                                                  María Ibarzábal  2 weeks back

                                                  My birthday is on September 4th :(

                                                  • lauren elizabeth
                                                    lauren elizabeth  2 weeks back

                                                    okay but i think joana is my idol

                                                    • Lina Zhou
                                                      Lina Zhou  2 weeks back

                                                      checkmate frozen 2, she made the Samantha reference first

                                                      • ACC
                                                        ACC  2 weeks back

                                                        So u love u so much❤️you make me laugh every time

                                                        • dolceama sweet
                                                          dolceama sweet  2 weeks back

                                                          No hate or anything but like....Why do you lowkey look like a gothic Tiffany from Bride of Chucky cosplay,cuz it's gorgeous 🌹😈👰🏼

                                                          • dolceama sweet
                                                            dolceama sweet  2 weeks back

                                                            🌃🔪

                                                            • Leilani Child
                                                              Leilani Child  2 weeks back

                                                              physics is useless- tbh

                                                              • natasha parvin
                                                                natasha parvin  2 weeks back

                                                                0:14 little did joana know she predicted frozen 2

                                                                • Helen Batista
                                                                  Helen Batista  2 weeks back

                                                                  I’m in middle school and my backpack is bigger than hers😂😂

                                                                  • Glitch Exe.
                                                                    Glitch Exe.  2 weeks back

                                                                    You're my favorite youtuber!!!!!!

                                                                    • Senpai•Kawaii04
                                                                      Senpai•Kawaii04  2 weeks back

                                                                      It’s my birthday :(

                                                                      • Matt Steer
                                                                        Matt Steer  2 weeks back

                                                                        I take: Math Advanced, Science, English Advanced, HSIE (history & geo), PDHPE (Health), Philosophy, International studies and Commerce (hopefully can change to VA)

                                                                        • Matt Steer
                                                                          Matt Steer  2 weeks back

                                                                          just started year 9 were we had to choose 3 additional subjects from a variety of courses... I ended up having:

                                                                          • Philosophy (great cause there’s literately 5 people talking about ethics)
                                                                          • Int. Studies (the teacher is like *really* handsome and serious eye candy but also very good)
                                                                          • Commerce (LIVING HELL)

                                                                          I have the to change electives but I need to see what is compatible and available (practically nothing)

                                                                          • Alison's Studies
                                                                            Alison's Studies  3 weeks back

                                                                            Why I kinda see myself in you that's scary thank you

                                                                            • Sleeping Repurr
                                                                              Sleeping Repurr  3 weeks back

                                                                              ngl i was that kid who had a 64 pack of crayons

                                                                              • no no
                                                                                no no  3 weeks back

                                                                                OMG THERE WAS AN AD FOR TAKIS WITH JOHN CENA!

                                                                                • Brenda Christie
                                                                                  Brenda Christie  3 weeks back

                                                                                  i got Kelsey Kreppel vibes from her and thats good

                                                                                  • Maybelline August
                                                                                    Maybelline August  3 weeks back

                                                                                    At least you can use the agenda now John Cena !!

                                                                                    • Griffin Davis
                                                                                      Griffin Davis  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Nobody:

                                                                                      My brain before a test: 0:02

                                                                                      • Aurianna Houseman
                                                                                        Aurianna Houseman  3 weeks back

                                                                                        I love this girl. She's too cute

                                                                                        • 『ᏖᏝᏝ』ᴚリʄイ

                                                                                          She’s transitioning into an adult...

                                                                                          Jaiden animations warned us...

                                                                                          • Gacha Milly
                                                                                            Gacha Milly  3 weeks back

                                                                                            I love the food part!

                                                                                            • bela the human
                                                                                              bela the human  4 weeks back

                                                                                              Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

                                                                                              • Reese Hayden
                                                                                                Reese Hayden  4 weeks back

                                                                                                “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too