It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 10 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 422

  • zeynep yılmaz
    zeynep yılmaz  11 hours back

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

    • Yo it’s Parissa
      Yo it’s Parissa  1 days back

      Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

      • Kiera
        Kiera  2 days back

        So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

        • Sabrina Haslam
          Sabrina Haslam  2 days back

          those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

          • lisa bp
            lisa bp  2 days back

            No one:
            Joana:CALM DOWN

            • Autumn Smith
              Autumn Smith  3 days back

              Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

              • haikat jameel
                haikat jameel  1 weeks back

                Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies

                Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water

                Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

                • Yasmin I. Alamin
                  Yasmin I. Alamin  1 weeks back

                  That intro is everything and so relatable

                  • Alexis’s cosplay Corner

                    Joana please adopt me

                    • Milenne Alejandra Caro
                      Milenne Alejandra Caro  2 weeks back

                      heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

                      • Hiyori Chan
                        Hiyori Chan  2 weeks back

                        Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do

                        • Senniah Mason
                          Senniah Mason  2 weeks back

                          she said .... 1st period 😐

                          • Diya k
                            Diya k  2 weeks back

                            yes joana you give me some bad girl vibes in this outfit maybe this is just me haha

                            • happy biliba
                              happy biliba  2 weeks back

                              I love these pink sunglasses! Can you please name the brand?! ❤

                              • Eli Frank
                                Eli Frank  2 weeks back

                                so she s in a polytechnical(engineering) school?

                                • Denden Villanueva
                                  Denden Villanueva  2 weeks back

                                  We're all fcking growing, cant believe you're already a college student. Goodluck and survive!

                                  • Beau
                                    Beau  2 weeks back

                                    joana can finally use her agenda now

                                    • FaceOfBoredom
                                      FaceOfBoredom  2 weeks back

                                      "Where does the line get blurred between boot and celery? The crunch isn't the same"

                                      I'm deceased

                                      • Kim Jisoo
                                        Kim Jisoo  2 weeks back

                                        The one and only Aritizia



                                        Iconic

                                        • Gachadsn World
                                          Gachadsn World  2 weeks back

                                          Selammm

                                          • Fantasy Phoenix
                                            Fantasy Phoenix  2 weeks back

                                            8:23
                                            I knew it the pigeon apocalypse has begun

                                            • SugarSweetSofia
                                              SugarSweetSofia  3 weeks back

                                              We *NEED* more Joana hauls!!!

                                              • Chels Dominguez
                                                Chels Dominguez  3 weeks back

                                                Hey atleast it's 2020 you can use your notebook now

                                                • spidey x
                                                  spidey x  3 weeks back

                                                  Why do you look like a hip Kim Possible at the beginning

                                                  • Rogério Pimenta
                                                    Rogério Pimenta  3 weeks back

                                                    It is funny how she says she is a victim of capitalism, but as a fisicist she will earn no money to spend.
                                                    Hahaha hilarious !

                                                    • Cifa
                                                      Cifa  3 weeks back

                                                      A friendly reminder that she can use her agenda now.

                                                      • Gege A
                                                        Gege A  3 weeks back

                                                        Amo como siempre actúa como loca cuando la graban xd

                                                      • Almas Fiza Shaikh
                                                        Almas Fiza Shaikh  3 weeks back

                                                        You can use the 2020 agenda now.

                                                        • Adrian Santizo
                                                          Adrian Santizo  3 weeks back

                                                          I think she is Asexual

                                                          • Ellery Rillaine
                                                            Ellery Rillaine  3 weeks back

                                                            Started uni this year too, hope Jenny Cravitz and I graduate together.

                                                            • CraftedGadgetMC
                                                              CraftedGadgetMC  3 weeks back

                                                              Holy shit I didn't know we were the same age. But damn you look mature.

                                                              • Katie Mo
                                                                Katie Mo  3 weeks back

                                                                why she has so many dislikes?! can someone explain WHY!?

                                                                • sebastian holstesn
                                                                  sebastian holstesn  3 weeks back

                                                                  I major in social studies and feel exactly the same way about your major, as you do mine ;)

                                                                  • mari
                                                                    mari  3 weeks back

                                                                    *dAMT iT sAmaNThA*

                                                                    • Phoenix Races
                                                                      Phoenix Races  4 weeks back

                                                                      i can teach you how to play tennis...use to tour (i was terrible though. one of my vids has me practicing with a friend)

                                                                      • Phoenix Races
                                                                        Phoenix Races  4 weeks back

                                                                        if you know what i mean... ;)

                                                                        • pyt._Izzy
                                                                          pyt._Izzy  4 weeks back

                                                                          Did she just say "calm ur meatless tidies"?

                                                                          • Sugoi ツ Deku
                                                                            Sugoi ツ Deku  4 weeks back

                                                                            But yellow is pretty :(

                                                                            • Elizabeth Carlson
                                                                              Elizabeth Carlson  4 weeks back

                                                                              The amount if Ravenclaw energy from her is honestly impressive.

                                                                              • Mar Am
                                                                                Mar Am  4 weeks back

                                                                                The toilet, did you break it's neck
                                                                                -John Cena 2k19

                                                                                • Shaylee’s Universe
                                                                                  Shaylee’s Universe  4 weeks back

                                                                                  All her courses are my least favorite subjects
                                                                                  But I do like back to school shopping

                                                                                  • Nicky
                                                                                    Nicky  4 weeks back

                                                                                    She reminds me of emma chamberlain when she started youtube and I couldn’t stop watching her

                                                                                    • 고춧가루TV Gochugaru

                                                                                      Hahhhaaahahahahahahahahahaha

                                                                                      • Nataly Diaz-Jimenez
                                                                                        Nataly Diaz-Jimenez  4 weeks back

                                                                                        She published this video 5 days after my bday😂😂

                                                                                        • Rosella Clark
                                                                                          Rosella Clark  4 weeks back

                                                                                          8:18- they are leather having a pigeon colt lol

                                                                                          • erin the egg
                                                                                            erin the egg  4 weeks back

                                                                                            who else read the description as joanna shouting

                                                                                            • aGreekLover JACEK
                                                                                              aGreekLover JACEK  4 weeks back

                                                                                              FUCC watching this is making me angry

                                                                                              • marcus freddy
                                                                                                marcus freddy  4 weeks back

                                                                                                WHAT IS HER UNIVERSITY!!

                                                                                                • happy little accident
                                                                                                  happy little accident  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  marcus freddy oop calm down child

                                                                                                  she doesn’t want us to know where she goes to school for safety reasons. why do u even wanna know lmao