A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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Comments • 2 200

  • Xifihas
    Xifihas  20 minutes back

    The Sword and Shield of D&D. You use items, that's all you do. That's all you can do without dying. Now bow down to the objectively superior Hunting Horn/Bard.

    • William Castro
      William Castro  15 hours back

      "Closer bonds with your pets" :'(

      • Izaiah Sundquist
        Izaiah Sundquist  18 hours back

        Not as good as original artificer. :(

        • Daluna13
          Daluna13  1 days back

          1:38 Praise Oriana!

          • AnimeMadMan123
            AnimeMadMan123  1 days back

            1:37 nice unexpectables reference

            • Salem Andrada
              Salem Andrada  1 days back

              How is it possible that a class with such a boring name can have such a tantalizing description

              • UndeadKay is undead
                UndeadKay is undead  2 days back

                Like the artificer class, but i was admittedly a little disappointed when they removed the Archivist subclass when they officially published the class.

                • Joshua Bea
                  Joshua Bea  2 days back

                  I have a desire to infuse a bag of holding and fill with flammables and combustible....then give to bad guys...wait.....then end infusion for fireworks

                  • Boris Rebić
                    Boris Rebić  2 days back

                    Tracking more than one thing is difficult, isn't that right dungeon master?
                    Inb4 my DM hits us with 40+ mobs and almost none of us have AoE spells.

                    • Manyhigh
                      Manyhigh  2 days back

                      Is that Log?

                      • Gabriele Iuzzolino
                        Gabriele Iuzzolino  2 days back

                        FINALLY, ADVANCED CLASSES! I LOVE YOU

                        • TheIceThorn
                          TheIceThorn  2 days back

                          the one of the alchemist... I felt it. It hurted a lot you bstrd... :( It's a fkng triple20...

                          • Elric DeVault
                            Elric DeVault  2 days back

                            A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Blood Hunter ?

                            • The Real TK-Dragon!
                              The Real TK-Dragon!  2 days back

                              I tried playing Artificer once. The whole party acted like nothing I did counted as real actions or inventions like I just started making stuff up. Really pissed me off because I was actually trying to play a good character.

                              • Stefano Sommese
                                Stefano Sommese  2 days back

                                Inn tale aspetta

                                • Camien Visual Arts
                                  Camien Visual Arts  2 days back

                                  Ahh! Look at this tiny box! It’s so tiny! I’m going to name you Tiny Box Tim!

                                  • Le Tuan
                                    Le Tuan  2 days back

                                    @JoCat I dare you to talk about the Mystic class from UA. Good luck with that!

                                    • Lin
                                      Lin  2 days back

                                      00:50 I can just imagen how long it took you to decide on wether to reference vine , musicly or tiktok

                                      • Dindin R.
                                        Dindin R.  2 days back

                                        PALADIN X BARD HOLDING HANDS

                                        • James Campbell
                                          James Campbell  3 days back

                                          I love that log is in there

                                          • Kiju Axel
                                            Kiju Axel  3 days back

                                            A big, fuckoff gun? Sounds right up my alley. Where do I sign up?

                                            • Ryan Rutledge
                                              Ryan Rutledge  3 days back

                                              Idk if someone said it already, but at 0:47 is Tiny Box Tim... very nice.

                                              • Mheros
                                                Mheros  3 days back

                                                Tiny box tim!

                                                • Demonic Priest
                                                  Demonic Priest  3 days back

                                                  Guest starring tiny box Tim!

                                                  • Nonamearisto
                                                    Nonamearisto  3 days back

                                                    It's a pity so few people know classical music. How many people actually got that reference?

                                                    • Darkninja282
                                                      Darkninja282  3 days back

                                                      Lol you got the last joke from Marx Brothers didn’t you 😂

                                                      • Flare Fox
                                                        Flare Fox  3 days back

                                                        friends little sister plays a artificer in his campaign she choose a thunderstone as one of her first inventions and used it to save people from falling off cliffs by throwing it at them pushing them all the way over to the other side... she used an artifact meant to keep enemys away from her while dealing a little damage to push people to safety by going full on baseball pitcher on their ar"cane"ses.

                                                        • John Ronald
                                                          John Ronald  3 days back

                                                          Aw man I miss Vine :,-(

                                                          • Андрей Бутурлин

                                                            I was under the impression that every one of your videos is a song, unsubscribing.

                                                            • PhantomGamer28
                                                              PhantomGamer28  3 days back

                                                              TINY BOX TIM

                                                              • ferre feys
                                                                ferre feys  3 days back

                                                                I don't even play d&d why am I watching this.

                                                                • Christopher Thompson
                                                                  Christopher Thompson  3 days back

                                                                  So when are you going to do a video for mystic

                                                                  • Jacob Hook
                                                                    Jacob Hook  3 days back

                                                                    I really quite like the Artificer. It is a very versatile class. You can play it like my friend does, a melee powerhouse who multiclasses cleric and turns into a tech priest paladin equivalent. You could also play it like me and multiclass warlock then turn into a one man firing squad with eldrich blast and magical turrets. Heck, you could even play pure support if you wanted to. All with one amazing class.

                                                                    • Golden Crazy
                                                                      Golden Crazy  3 days back

                                                                      He ar u ever gone do archer revised

                                                                      • Erik W. S.
                                                                        Erik W. S.  3 days back

                                                                        "The alchemist can help you grow close bonds with your pets"
                                                                        You didn't have to do that. You really didn't.

                                                                        • Takki
                                                                          Takki  3 days back

                                                                          TINY BOX TIM
                                                                          TINY BOX TIM!!

                                                                          • Jonathon Lawson
                                                                            Jonathon Lawson  3 days back

                                                                            you can also give the robot dog wings.

                                                                            • Zecko14
                                                                              Zecko14  3 days back

                                                                              1:40 bro just wants to play with his Pokemon Sword and Shield

                                                                              • Shayann Piña
                                                                                Shayann Piña  4 days back

                                                                                1:48 not cool.

                                                                                • DeadlyKitten Amuro
                                                                                  DeadlyKitten Amuro  4 days back

                                                                                  i love the references!

                                                                                  • Shane
                                                                                    Shane  4 days back

                                                                                    Haha awesome you did the race crap guide

                                                                                    • Mars
                                                                                      Mars  4 days back

                                                                                      1:48 oh *fuck you*

                                                                                      • Daelyah
                                                                                        Daelyah  4 days back


                                                                                        ...DID THAT ARTIFICER JUST CREATE TINY BOX TIM?! 0_0

                                                                                        • Covo Converged
                                                                                          Covo Converged  4 days back

                                                                                          Big Fuck Off Gun also known as BFOG

                                                                                          • IDK Shadow
                                                                                            IDK Shadow  4 days back

                                                                                            *NINA NO*

                                                                                            • Addison Is solo
                                                                                              Addison Is solo  4 days back

                                                                                              So basically, “I’m not like other wizards”

                                                                                              • Drop Bear Legend
                                                                                                Drop Bear Legend  4 days back

                                                                                                Do the dungeon master next

                                                                                                • Joseph Banks
                                                                                                  Joseph Banks  4 days back

                                                                                                  Is it bad I now wanna make a human female artificer called Visca who has a Flask that never runs out of Iced Tea and stick that detects emotion