Florida Machete Murder - Q+A

name the horse horsely

as a floridian i must say that everything shane said abt fl is kinda funny "there are some great geckos" i completely lost it. we have a nice beach too

If Stanford did it why kill Francis? Maybe someone else killed her.

Shane... you didn't address the demon church nosebleeding incident

Ok disclaimer: alligators are not extreamly common in Florida in day to day life. I mean...one lives in the pond in my backyard, but I live near the st.johns river swamp area. Alot of Florida is a concrete jungle😅

I live in Oklahoma and I own more than 6 machetes, where they some of them are I do not know I have found one in the laundry room, spare bedroom, bathroom, under my bed, and the shelf in my closet. I do not know where the rest are

Wouldn't it be killing three birds with one stone?

“Great geckos “ full stop lol

0:03 Shane stares at weird French mime person dancing across behind the camera and once again wonders why no-one else sees him.

Don't live in Florida.

I didn’t get a chance to ask how she testified in October of 1974 when she died in January.

they do got great geckos

I grew up and lived in Florida my whole life. So I just gotta ask, people that live other places don't have multiple machetes?

Bet the person who threw that 'shake is laughing on the other side of their face now you're famous!

this video was posted on my birthday, interesting.

7:07 One to keep in the attic for hurricane/floods..

Oh we did bring the horse

There actually is a guy on my road who How’s the machete on his back in a sheath and it’s called machete Hank because his name is a give me as a machete always with him however unlike your machete Hank he’s the friendliest person on earth.

fun fact about florida- the alligators aren’t that big of a problem unless you go swimming in alligator alley. the iguanas are WAY worse

I’ll answer for him he’s not he’s awesome 👏🏻😎 always shares his detective mind insight lol which is great luv both these guys 😁😁😁😁🥰

Florida does have some cool lizards

Shane (Enahs). One of the highest ranking demon. He can steal the goatman's bridge (one of the lower daemons), he can command legion of demons while smiling, ghouls are afraid of him. The reason why he joins Ryan is because he is interested on how people think about his kin and how humans treat each other. He was bored enough that he stayed here on Earth just to kill some time.

WHERE THE HECK IS THE HOT DAGA!!!! I need to know what happened to Maize!

Aligator part cracked me up xDDDDDD

3:09 you better not have been being a fascist there, Shane 🥤

Ryan: hates the hot doga
also Ryan: has the hotdaga on his shrit

I don't believe in a wrong state of mind or any bs, minds are minds

I would rather deal with poop than a gator, less dangerous tbh lol

Florida and California is pretty much the same thing except California has more Wilder people, I think lol

Yes we Floridians have more than one machete, we have 9 machetes alone in my house. lol Don’t ask! 😂

HA u wanna talk about murder towns look up Rochester NY ( very small town) and we have had 3 serial killers .. 4 if u count Kodak

The commenters roasted them harder than shane roasted his pet bird

Lol I have 3 machetes in my house

So where are these guys last video was about Annabel .

Machetes being prevalent in the area makes this seem like an impulsive act, which points to the neighbor..and the friend of the victim was killed to silence her..no one will think to frame the neighbor by walking across his property, leaving blood evidence behind...so clearly he snapped..unless it was a psycho gardener

"a man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one"

Ryan’s “warm up” looks like when little kids go “watch how fast I can run!” And they do a little jog to which the only response is “wooooooow. So fast, buddy!”

My little brother started licking Shane's face saying he is tasty. My brother thinks that he (my brother) is a cow. Hmmm...

"Do they think they have more than one?" Yes it's America you can go to Wal-Mart and buy a machete no questions asked I bought one when I was 13 on my own they didn't bat an eye.

Perhaps her husband did it, dressed as the neighbor to throw off the police and got Dewey to be an accomplice. How else would you conveniently find a box with the exact outfit the killer wore, covered with blood and also apparently with the murder weapon.

3:00 yes we all do

Not aaallllll of Florida is bad, but allot of it sure is - a true Floridan

Well he didn't deny he was a demon..., 👀

Honestly Shane has sold me on visiting Florida

Hey guys!

1. Why would the "leech" murder its own host?
2. Why would you hate your wife's enemy neighbor if you also hated your wife and also didn't even live there?

why is ryan wearing a hot daga shirt

fun fact the sheriff of st.augustine(the town this occurred in) at the time was my great grandpa :)